Replying to Stevens quarter pipe after party

So in the next few days i will try to catalog the events that took place on saturday night, mind you i had a wine cooler and i got half way into a fuzzy navel.. so naturally i was pretty buzzed. I will try to tell the events the way they REALLy happened. For starters, i spent most of the evening sitting quietly on the couch while crocheting and then a roving band of hooligans that had partaken in way too much drink and debauchery burst in and attempted to have me join them in there frolicking and generally obscene habidashery. i naturally resisted.
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back