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Goodbye Farewell and Good Luck
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I had only meager 6 or 7 ski days this season, and sadly i am not allowed to ski the rest of xmas break. I sit myself in a hospital bed as i type this thread with a monorific desease plaguing my non progressive casm and all I can do is speculate about a possible spring break progression session. So, to all of you progressive alaskan skiers, especially those of you going to x-quals '04 and those of you just recently recovering from x-quals '03, goodbye and good luck, and may skiingislife progress for another two years.
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a fallen soldier. a loss. a prograssive entreprenuer. after a day of 270s, unnatural grinding, pure speculation, and projectile vomitting, a damper to the AK ski scene has been bestowed upon our ungrateful chachs. let this be a lesson: as evan did, progress each day as though it is your last, because you never know when skiingislife is gonna ram a ski pole up your ass. all i can say to my progressive partner is at least you werent sitting at home playin with your mamas chach when you got the news. i speculate prograssion in mammoth over spring break. pace nigga
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
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your out of the scene for a couple months why? injuries because of ____________________________________________________________________. and you broke your _____________________________________________________________________. *fill in the blanks
$$ ICED OUT RACING $$
'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
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evan got a pole in his moms chach?
shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
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i belived in evan ever since the day he returned from skanchaw alabama. he was a lovable charachter with the casma of a in-speculative 10 year old building a sand castle. his cabin brought me the best of times spent in the shay-ridden casm of g-wood. even though i had to wait till noon or so to ski with him when he got his lazy ass up to the mountain his soul for the natural terrain of alyeska pured out like semen into troys bowl of porridge. He brought a sense of joy and tranquility to alyeska and i wish that i get a chance to ski with his chach some other time in a galaxy far far away even.....
shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
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oh and by the way i sprained my finger and got a 1 cm gash in my elbow which makes it not bend so well, im out for a week peace
shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
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he has mono, which will put him on his ass for like 4 to 6 weeks, he goes back to school in 2 weeks, where there is no skiing until spring break
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
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what will happen to the akillas holiday excursion
shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
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tis brings a tear to my eye
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
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well suck me sideways ye old chap zach please come to bachelor since i have lost the blue smurf in me
How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
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my casm hurts
lets go get some ski some food.
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I had mono from tim and fucking I wasn't allowed to do anything for 4 monthes! Cause it is too dangerous! then I had to get my tonsels out cause they were so big I couldn't breathe! So good luck even! that shit SUX!
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well tim gave you mono, but your skany little ass gave him herpes so shut up you cock sucking whore
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^well put. and shay, when you read this post, please don't call and bitch at me.
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