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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

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SnowCoast
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Watch it, rent it, buy it...NOW. Excellent movie, fun to watch. Check it out. One Indian, one korean, lots of racial slurs, and 2 lbs of marijuana...
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seanPistol: no. you are still a noob.
Shadow7: and your a fag
seanPistol: and you are a little bitch.
Mar 11 2005 10:45PM
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ATLANTASKI
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the cheetah part was gay


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Mar 11 2005 10:56PM
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Lebbo
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Yeah it was ok, but they could have made it better. I give it 1 1/2 stars...

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Mar 11 2005 11:29PM
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guddgulf17
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unrated edition, my friends

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Mar 12 2005 12:23AM
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under_achieved
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I think its one of those movies you have to see a few times to appricate the humor... the raccoon and cheetah parts were flippin histarical

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Mar 12 2005 1:04AM
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Frostfired
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ya unrated version ownz
cheetah part and part wen they r in jail r da best


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 12 2005 1:59AM
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a.beezy
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HAHAHAHAHA i love that movie
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Mar 12 2005 2:28AM
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hendrik.
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'Tank you, com agaen!'
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yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

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Mar 12 2005 3:20AM
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WIfreeskier
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yeah i think it's pretty good, funny stoner movie
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Mar 12 2005 9:19AM
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m1garand
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funny first time. waste 2+ times.
Mar 12 2005 6:00PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i'm defenetly gonna go see harold and kumar go to amsterdam
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Mar 12 2005 6:56PM
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Ryno
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is that seriously being madE?



anyways the movie was fucking funny.

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Mar 12 2005 7:03PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
that movies great
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Mar 12 2005 7:35PM
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jono
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Yeah that movies awesome. And I worked with one of the actors (not harold or kumar) so that was kind of cool seeing him in there.
Mar 12 2005 9:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
It was like a more interesting funnier Dude Wheres My Car?

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Mar 13 2005 9:57AM
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huckster989
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i love that movie how can you go wrong when neil patrick harris (doogie houser MD) is doing lines of coke off a strippers ass while standing out the sun roof of a stolen car! nothing will top that
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Mar 13 2005 4:14PM
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Adamskinick
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good movie, 'I'll give you a hint, ...... it's semen'
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Mar 13 2005 5:14PM
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mattster
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well i hope they make harold and kumar go to amsterdam
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
Mar 13 2005 7:13PM
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SteezePatrol
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The only funny parts in that movie were the extreme posers, and the black guy that's hung like a moose
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Mar 13 2005 7:42PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i watched it really high so it was one of the best movies ive seen in a while. inspired me to go on my own journey to the kitchen and eat a whole cake afterwards
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Mar 13 2005 8:09PM
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SKItheBURG
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it's worth seeing this movie just for the doogie howser part, fucking hilarious.

Mar 14 2005 1:56AM
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FASTPACE
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you need to be a stoner to understand the humor in it funny movie Qoute- im so high right now "takes one small hit" and shoots himself







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Mar 14 2005 11:05AM
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asac
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SHOTGUN ANUS






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Mar 14 2005 12:14PM
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eastAR5
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yea that was hilarious

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Mar 14 2005 12:40PM
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skiierman
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"Kumar, is that with three o's and two u's?"


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Mar 14 2005 5:15PM
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