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ways to pass otu?

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heyhey
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im looking to pass out, i dont have any weed or alchahol or anything right now, what can i do?
Mar 9 2005 8:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Face a wall, bend over, and run as fast as you can.



Derek
Mar 9 2005 8:22PM
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skibrdingbitch
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wow i am sorry to be the first to say but your fucking retarded for saying that

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Mar 9 2005 8:23PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a blunt object


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

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Mar 9 2005 8:23PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
bend at your back and breath really really reallllly deeply, it will come dont worry, or have someone hit you in the neck with the base of their palm, it will fuck up the preesure sensors and your brain will be like FUCK THIS and go on standby
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ladies man cult WHAT
Mar 9 2005 8:24PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
if you bend over and breath really deeply almost like hypervenalating and then stand up quickly when your hands start to tingle, cross your arms over your chest and have someone squeeze you... like hug you really tight, you will pass out. but i have a feeling you want to pass out and stay out of it so this isnt exactly what your looking for

katie
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Just Fucking Ski
Mar 9 2005 8:26PM
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heyhey
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
will that breating thing actually work? is it gonna fuck me up in any other way than passing out for a little bit?
Mar 9 2005 8:26PM
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heyhey
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
^rock the pe's one i talking about, i dont have anybody to hit me right now...
Mar 9 2005 8:27PM
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ktlu
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i dont know if breathing without someone to push all the air out of you after the breathing will work, ive only even done it with someone else there. and no it wont do anything other than make you pass out for a few seconds

katie
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Just Fucking Ski
Mar 9 2005 8:34PM
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friday01
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drink all the cough syrup in yer house and take as many pills as you can find in yer house
Mar 9 2005 8:38PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
go to sleep. it's real easy, and inexpensive. pm if you want to know how to go.
[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 9 2005 8:49PM
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EastcoastAR5
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wow postwhore


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G-Dawg
Mar 9 2005 8:53PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
yo yo yo guy, your obviously cool so i'll help you out. Now guy, contrary to other ppl respones, homie, i beleive this one is more suitable, free, and will last long, guy. Go into your bathtub, bring a razor blade (or knife) and remeber its not across the road but down the highway. jk jk guy i dont know homie, but realistically and i am being serious that is one of the coolest thing i have ever heard someone say.
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Mar 9 2005 8:55PM
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SteezePatrol
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slap yourself in the face and realize how dumb this sounds...but I've heard of people passing out by slowly squeezing around their necks with their forearms, with their hand clasped behind their neck.
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Mar 9 2005 9:08PM
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crm
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
massage the big artery up by your neck
Mar 9 2005 9:18PM
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nsnski240
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why the fuck do you what to pass out?
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Mar 9 2005 9:33PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
try to give yourself fellatio. it works every time.
[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 9 2005 9:46PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
you know besides the fact that when you pass out you kill brain cells that will never grow back...
Mar 9 2005 9:53PM
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SchweitzerSki
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yeah when you make yourself pass out it is a lot worse than passing out from alcohol. first of all it's a lot more fun to pass out from alcohol
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Mar 9 2005 11:26PM
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JIB_NISSE
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idiot, why would you want to pass out with out the nice affect of bieng drunk or stoned'?
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Mar 10 2005 5:00AM
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norcowolverinerider
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ummm. why wouldnt you just hold your fucking breath you god damn retard! and look in a mirror, you will turn purple
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Mar 10 2005 4:41PM
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Anathema
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do a handstand (up against a wall or something) and hyperventilate... preceed for about 10-15 minutes, then get up and run in circles really really fast.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 10 2005 4:42PM
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Jessbuff
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Stick your head between your knees and blow.
Mar 10 2005 5:04PM
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gypsy
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go donate blood. works for me everytime.
Mar 10 2005 5:56PM
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