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SchweitzerSki
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is the hammer of God?

i'm tripping right now over this. i'm so scared someone tell me what the hammer of god means and why the fuck i saw this please!!
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ba-dum-ching!
Mar 9 2005 4:14AM
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BigRich
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you done some acid?
Mar 9 2005 5:22AM
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nsnski240
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it's a myth that if god hates you he will smash you with 'the hammer of god'... have you been bad?
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Mar 9 2005 9:00AM
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Mar 9 2005 9:15AM
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norcowolverinerider
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haha Lat, ur fucking hilarious
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Mar 9 2005 10:22AM
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SchweitzerSki
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so i'm bad and gonna die? it was the weirdest thing. i saw it last night and it freaked me out so bad i couldn't sleep until about 330. i'm still confused as to why i saw the hammer of god. i'm not on any drugs nor was i at the time. it scared me so bad though
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Mar 9 2005 11:24AM
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FASTPACE
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from immagrant song by led zepplin? Hammer of the gods






And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Mar 9 2005 11:26AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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uhh..thats weird
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Mar 9 2005 12:10PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!



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Mar 9 2005 1:34PM
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Mike-O
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What the hell, what do you mean you SAW the Hammer of God? Were you jsut walking across the street when , BOOM, there it was, a huge fucking Hammer. Or was it a small hammer? Maybe just a normal hammer? Maybe you belong in the mental asylum, I'm a sceptic.

If I would believe you or even listen to your nonsense, be more illaborate, explain this shit you so provokingly tell.
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Mar 9 2005 1:42PM
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Sharpy
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mayeb some kid named God lost his hammer. Just because theres some permanent marker on a hamemr that says God, doesn't mean it's 'GODS's' hammer.

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Mar 9 2005 2:28PM
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SchweitzerSki
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no ok you know when youa re talking to someone on aim and at the bottom it says blah blah blah is typing....... well all it said there was hammer of God. nothing else and it was there for about 2 seconds and then that whole bottom strip went green
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Mar 9 2005 2:45PM
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MattMcGinnis
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its just the dudes at aol fucking with you.





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Mar 9 2005 4:32PM
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skiierman
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What the hell? So you saw this on your computer?





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Mar 9 2005 4:49PM
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SchweitzerSki
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yeah. i don't know the whole day was filled with weird events and then i saw this. it creeped me out so bad
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Mar 9 2005 4:54PM
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skiierman
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Why are you telling us this? It was probobly just a pop up. Friggen fools...





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Mar 9 2005 4:55PM
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SchweitzerSki
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i was scared! i didn't know what to do i was all alone with my thoughts on the hammer of god
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Mar 9 2005 5:02PM
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Ghst
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it would be fucked if you died
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Mar 9 2005 5:13PM
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El.Capitan
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isnt the hammer called 'mjolnir' or somethin
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Mar 9 2005 6:19PM
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french_fry
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virus?



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Mar 9 2005 8:41PM
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EastcoastAR5
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whywould you be scared of a hammer from the skies? not happening, but a screw driver, no thats something to be afraid of


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Mar 9 2005 8:55PM
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taylor44$$
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thats fuckin weird
Mar 9 2005 9:14PM
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freerider_klo
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it's probly just some one on aol screwing with your head


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Mar 10 2005 1:20AM
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MADr.
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that was definately my penis, aka the 'Hammer of God' representing itself on your instant messenging service, just to prove its omnipotent might. I cant do much about it when its in the mood to fuck/fuck with people, other than slap it with my right hand, so when im typing it can get outta control. sorry about the scare, im gonna try to get it to write you a letter of apology, but dont be to hopeful because the 'Hammer of God' is a pretty testy dick.
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Mar 10 2005 1:48AM
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SchweitzerSki
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^ see somehow i knew it was you. i had this weird feeling about it that you had posession of the hammer of god. that must be some hammer you got down there then
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Mar 10 2005 1:51AM
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jsg
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I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS

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Apr 8 2005 8:53PM
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Anathema
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google search it

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Apr 8 2005 8:59PM
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rippinbumpskier
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yea it just mean god hates u as much as he hates me and were gonna go burn in hell

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Apr 8 2005 9:00PM
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Lé.Skiing
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what time was that wround casue last night i heard a huge crash and i have no idea what teh hell it was, like i seen some thign and i was fucking liek what the hell, i was watchig a show, started to drift off to sleep then bam i was awake again to a loud loud nois and no it wasnt a lightnig storm.

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