Replying to mammoth ruined skiing for me

im an east coast kid, 2 weeks ago i came back from Mammoth (my first trip out west). While i was there the skiing was epic. it was knee to waist deep everyday for 6 days. i skied chair 22,25 and 9 like no tommorow(i went other places too). When i came back home and skied it sucked to me because nothing out here is hard enough steep enough or has enough snow. GOD DAMN YOU MAMMOTH Y U HAVE TO BE SO GOOD.


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted