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Vicious
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 140


-Ski CO-

Jibij Pro Shop
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Mar 7 2005 7:33PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
kinda thought you were about to post tubgirl



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
Mar 7 2005 7:34PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
haha thats sick
did the guy live?


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 7 2005 7:35PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
hahahah tubgirl.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
Mar 7 2005 7:35PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
hmmm....
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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
Mar 7 2005 7:39PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
That photo has been proven to be a fake.
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Mar 7 2005 7:41PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
even though when i used to read national geographic kids (hell yea) it had a photomanip edition and that was one of them...
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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis

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Mar 7 2005 7:46PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
if that was tubgirl I probably would have died.
I'm looking to buy a pair of Big Stix 8.0 if anyone knows a site or a store in the NY area that has them please message me.
Mar 7 2005 7:47PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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yikes.

It's fun to take a large rubber band and a big piece of saran wrap and wrap it around your kitty's head. SPACE KITTY!
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Mar 7 2005 7:48PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
photoshop
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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
Mar 7 2005 7:48PM
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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
Its the Golden Gate bridge in the backround you idiot, of course its fake if it is claimed to be from South Africa.
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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPistol: no. you are still a noob.
Shadow7: and your a fag
seanPistol: and you are a little bitch.
Mar 7 2005 7:49PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
its a photoshop i remember reading about it in national geographic nice try tho


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Rock the Steeze

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Mar 7 2005 7:53PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
by the way it is fake and that is not golden gate in the background it has a completely different support structure
Mar 7 2005 7:59PM
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twix_182
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yea haha it showed in a magazine all about how it was a fake. they got the helicopter pic, they then had like meat on a stick or sumthing so the shark would come up, then they pasted the 2 pic together


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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Mar 7 2005 8:08PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/shark.asp
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Mar 7 2005 8:13PM
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Vicious
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 140
fake or not...it's pretty cool

-Ski CO-

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Mar 7 2005 8:15PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^ click
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'turducken'
Mar 7 2005 8:16PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
click Here
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Real East Coast Skier
Mar 7 2005 8:16PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
Sorry rong link

I am a link!
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Real East Coast Skier
Mar 7 2005 8:17PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
ah what the hell
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Real East Coast Skier
Mar 7 2005 8:17PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
dude^ the NS mods blocked the link to tubgirl, it doesnt work at all here
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!
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Mar 7 2005 8:25PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
check THIS out, now thats some scary stuff.



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 7 2005 8:29PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
^AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!


-Chloe
Mar 7 2005 8:33PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
twintipskier1260 recreated that wiht me at his house in photoshop. its stupit.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Mar 7 2005 8:34PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^^haha I know its pretty freaky lol



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 7 2005 8:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
people are dumb. who falls for clicking a link to lemonparty?



Derek
Mar 7 2005 8:41PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
its not as famous as tubgirl yet thats why



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 7 2005 8:42PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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me...
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Mar 7 2005 8:45PM
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amlowenstein
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 10
even if its fake its still scary as hell
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Mar 7 2005 9:13PM
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Forum*
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you can't have any real pictures these days with photoshop, anyways that old man link scared the shit out of me.
*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Mar 7 2005 9:17PM
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thewavebb
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^^^^I am not experienced in the way of gay hold men thats why I never heard of that place before and yes I clicked on it.
Mar 7 2005 9:30PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
fake.
Mar 7 2005 9:35PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
fakedizzle


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Mar 7 2005 9:37PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
seriously guys, ive learned to look at the link in the bottom left before clicking.



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
Mar 7 2005 11:08PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^dont say it, your ruining it!



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 7 2005 11:12PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
I was going to say that the 'photo' is fake, but some one beat me to it. the reason why is becasue sharks dont jump out of the water for food.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 7 2005 11:20PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
no, this is the scariest picture ever,



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Mar 7 2005 11:33PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^they eat seagulls floating on the surface
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 7 2005 11:38PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
this is the scariest picture ever



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Mar 7 2005 11:41PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
is that male or female?
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 7 2005 11:41PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
fyi, great white sharks are the only species that will jump out of the water

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Mar 7 2005 11:44PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^ you mean the only shark species right? Because if not have you ever heard of dolphins...or whales? or flying fish...seriously I saw some Flying Fish w few years ago when I was in Costa Rica
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 7 2005 11:47PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
its fake...


Mar 7 2005 11:48PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
damn it...

national geographic
Mar 7 2005 11:51PM
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Anathema
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i wonder if i could jump out of the water... nah, that's not really possible. unless there was a great white shark swimming below me, then i might be able to...
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
Mar 7 2005 11:58PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
yeah, only shark that will

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Mar 7 2005 11:58PM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh my god please delete that picture. that is disgusting
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ba-dum-ching!
Mar 8 2005 12:07AM
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40calGlockSkier
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Whatever that is in the cab of that truck is foul. Please put that away.

Hesitation = Devastation

'You know there are a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept asking me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.'
Mar 8 2005 12:15AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
i was talking about sharks... and the eat stuff on the surface, but they wont jusmp 6 feet out of the water to eat something.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:19AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
funny picture for no reason



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Mar 8 2005 12:36AM
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CHRISm
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great whites will jump out of the water, they dive deep, look for seal sillouettes(sp) then hit then as fast as they can. sometimes they'll get airborne. it happens off teh coast of south africa i think. thank you animal planet
Mar 8 2005 1:04AM
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