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hucksplat
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What if you had a prosthetic leg and could do tricks like leg varials and leg bar spins?

What if there were organized snow wars where skiers and snowboarders would deliberately attack each other?

What if both allied and killed all snowbladers?

What if you sent a rabbit down the hill in front of you and your mission were to squash the furry little fuck?

What if....
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CorkWormTurn
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what if it snowed in san fransisco? oh wait, we know, it would be the worst game ever made. oh well.
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castlerock
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wow, thats deep hucksplat...

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
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Balmdogg
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lol jmmt burning
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Kev
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Cork Worm Turn... that was one of the best posts ever.



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bigairhuckster3
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yeah cork thats funny shit!
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Natedawg
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lol... What if skiercross events involed paintball guns?

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Capurnicus
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what if i replied to this thread
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My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.
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bigtim417
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What if ski jumping involved pulling tricks while jumping

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CrshBandicoot
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What if all the people,
live their lives in peace?









I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt

Confucius says, 'Man standing on a toilet is high on pot!'.
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Drail
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what if in the end we found out that skiing is infact gay... and that skiboarding is cooler.

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Dspin900
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shit what if darryl is right?

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hucksplat
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that's the day when we all kill ourselves.

skier cross with paintballs? damn son that'd be fun. skiing paintball would be fun as hell.
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Balmdogg
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i dont think that will ever happen

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What
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main problem with the whole paintball thing..
when it gets cold, paintballs go really hard, sometimes freeze, the result would likely be more like shootin metal balls at each other rather than exploding paint
that would be mad
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
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What if skier cross was combined with hard liquor...



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CalgaryJibber
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BUT! waht if u were to use RPS polar ice paintballs, made for cold weather?? trust me onthios, I once played a speedball tournement and got bunkered 3 times, fron like 1 foot hey feel normal


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Keep on Keepin on
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Balmdogg
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what if a really good skiing game came out.
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Phrosty
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skiercross always does involve hard liquor. But what if snow was actually frozen god jizz? Catch em' on your tounge!


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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
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You've got a point there phrosty.



Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
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hucksplat
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what if shooting metal hard paintballs just raised the stakes that much more?

what if the us were trying to take over the world (which they are) and it turned out that they were just a dummy canadian corporation?

what if pot were legal (at least in bc)? oh baby.....
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Detective
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what if you all tied thick, short ropes around your neck at one end then tied the other end to a sturdy beam and stood on a really wobbly chair?
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TTflip
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What if everyone who rides would just be cool with each other rather than worrying about what was straped to there feet.

Fuck it. Untill that happens skiers still run shit on and off the hill.
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sugarloafer1990
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what if your mom came up to you and said i'll give you `100 dollors if you watch me mastrobate. and you said no. so then she locked you in a room and forced you to watch her mastrobate and then you had to shave her pussy.










theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
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Maximumsushi
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.... That is messed up.
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-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
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smuggs
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what if u just fucked this really hot jappenese girl, and ur dick started to itch

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.
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smuggs
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what if u just fucked this really hot jappenese girl, and ur dick started to itch

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.
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RRhighrider
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what if harvey died and NS.com got kicked off the server again.
'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'
Homer Simpson
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ChrisMuldoon
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hahaha james is a crack baby.
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
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