Replying to Fucking Funniest Shit Ever!!!

I thought I would share a little experience that happened to me today, cause it is one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me...
Me and my buddy were driving around in my Black Honda Accord today, and after I picked up my brother i had to drop my friend off. So on the way to his house we see in the distance liek a whole shitload of firetrucks, ambulances and policecars. So I was all excited that something exciting finally happened. As I was driving along looking at the car crash up ahead, I didnt realize there was a red light and my buddy was liek whoa you better stop, but i looked accross and it was just one of those pedestrian crossing ones and the fmaily on bikes was liek on the other side of the street so i just kept driving... so neways i parked in this gas station liek right accorss the street from the car accident and me and my friend go to check it out while my brother stays in the car. We were standing there watching when this old man comes up beside us and starts talking to us about the accidnet and stuff, and then like a bit later hes like yeah as a matter of fact there was almost another accident just down the road, when these teenagers in a black car just ran a red light and almost hit a family on bikes. At this point im liek there is no way this is happening... then ehs like so, do you guys drive? and we're both liek ummmm no not yet, ummm we just walked here to tim hortons, and hes liek oh... then two seconds later my stupid brother sitting in the car sets off the freakin alarm and everyone starts looking at the black car, including the old man!!!! So I'm like k gotta go, and causally walk beside my car and turn the alarm off with my hand inside my pocket... then we wait for everything to calm down and try to casually walk back to the car and make a quick getaway, but nope.... because just before we're about to leave the old man is about to get into his car right beside mine when my brother sets off the alarm again, gets out of the car and right in front of the old man looks at me and says, 'hey Pierce!!!... why does this keep happening..'??? I turn around walk the other way and mumble im gonna kick his freakin ass!!! but the guy somehow didnt catch on and he left while me and my buddy sat there laughing our asses off with my rother omcpletely clueless....
neways thats my story, sorry its sucha book

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?