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Fucking Funniest Shit Ever!!!
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I thought I would share a little experience that happened to me today, cause it is one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me...
Me and my buddy were driving around in my Black Honda Accord today, and after I picked up my brother i had to drop my friend off. So on the way to his house we see in the distance liek a whole shitload of firetrucks, ambulances and policecars. So I was all excited that something exciting finally happened. As I was driving along looking at the car crash up ahead, I didnt realize there was a red light and my buddy was liek whoa you better stop, but i looked accross and it was just one of those pedestrian crossing ones and the fmaily on bikes was liek on the other side of the street so i just kept driving... so neways i parked in this gas station liek right accorss the street from the car accident and me and my friend go to check it out while my brother stays in the car. We were standing there watching when this old man comes up beside us and starts talking to us about the accidnet and stuff, and then like a bit later hes like yeah as a matter of fact there was almost another accident just down the road, when these teenagers in a black car just ran a red light and almost hit a family on bikes. At this point im liek there is no way this is happening... then ehs like so, do you guys drive? and we're both liek ummmm no not yet, ummm we just walked here to tim hortons, and hes liek oh... then two seconds later my stupid brother sitting in the car sets off the freakin alarm and everyone starts looking at the black car, including the old man!!!! So I'm like k gotta go, and causally walk beside my car and turn the alarm off with my hand inside my pocket... then we wait for everything to calm down and try to casually walk back to the car and make a quick getaway, but nope.... because just before we're about to leave the old man is about to get into his car right beside mine when my brother sets off the alarm again, gets out of the car and right in front of the old man looks at me and says, 'hey Pierce!!!... why does this keep happening..'??? I turn around walk the other way and mumble im gonna kick his freakin ass!!! but the guy somehow didnt catch on and he left while me and my buddy sat there laughing our asses off with my rother omcpletely clueless....
neways thats my story, sorry its sucha book
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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I feel bad for you if thats the funniest thing thats ever happened to you....you must lead a pretty dull life there buddy.
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Hahaha, your brother sounds like a smrt guy!
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yep dull life... first time out of the house in months!!
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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yah, you cant type either.
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Yea I don't get why you were scared of that old man, like what the hell was he going to do.
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haha, that is pretty lame, lol
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ahaha i get it inocent ppl were nearly killed
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a black honda accord, how unimpressive, you could have lied about it, like the other day I was drivin' around in my new H2 and this gang of motorcyclists tried to start some shit so I ran a red light light and almost ook them out, then I talked to this old man, possibly a wizard, and he was like, I just pooped myself. See how it works?
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fuckl all you bitches.... i dont give a shit if you didnt like my story, you werent there so you dont understand, lick my nuts
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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H2's look like the result of a hummer fucking a aztek.
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Frostmonkey
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better than an accord
I like my boots like i like my women, rear entry.
'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
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phrosty you have your own american taste of cars, which in my opinion are ugly as fuck
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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sorry, but i was just amused at your last comment. so honda accords are canadian cars now...i see.
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Wow, think about it. if u actually shot a video of this and sent it to Funniest Video In America Show, who knows, u might have won $2,500.
Sorry dude, but that was the lamest story i've ever read.
Peace
Fear is the mind killer!
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i was licking gummy bears and throwing them at an accord today in some parking lot. it was cool cuz they stuck.
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yea, i wanna make up a story, gonna jack some of phrosty's:
yeah. so, i was cruisin' through the hood, you know, checkin up on shit. patrollin my territory, if you will. and this gang of homeboys punked us. so, my friend was like 'yo dawg, fuck that shit, aint no one punkin' us foo!'. so, i crept back to the trunk of my m5, grabbed my gat. so, we cross these mark ass tricks, muggin them straight up. then, once of them was like 'yo, you got a problem cuz!' and i pull out my .44 and solved it. it was straight dawg.
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not only would you get $2500, you would also get to meet BOB SAGAT!!!
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