Replying to I'm missing the turducken!

Ok i work at a local resturant. Anyway i had work today and we got a very peculiar order. It was from one of the DJs from our local oldies rock station, Q107. The man intended to share the duck with the staff, so anyone that was working would get to help eat his monster order.

He ordered a turkey, stuffed with a duck, and the duck was to be stuffed with a chicken. It was all marinated in white wine and special sauces and spices. Anyway they asked if i wanted to work the shift, i had to decline since i have a fuckload of homework to do tonight.

It was going to be just like a full out turkey dinner... potatos and the works, only the turkey was to be stuffed with a duck and a chicken.

So anyways now i have to be stuck at home doing homework in front of a gay computer screen instead of getting to eat a Turducken with a DJ from one of calgary's biggest radio stations.

What a rare oppurtunity down the drain.



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