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my skis stolen...

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snogurl
Posts: 466 - Karma: 12
to whomever the hapless fuck was who stole my Armadas from Mount Snow today:
I WILL track you down and beat you til you scream and bleed and cry for mercy.


herb-it's what you do.

E.C.S.M.

(trust me, the '/' things aren't actually there)
Mar 5 2005 9:59PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
u can do it! cut his fucking head off!

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?
Mar 5 2005 10:00PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
that blows
Mar 5 2005 10:01PM
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snogurl
Posts: 466 - Karma: 12
it seems kind of personal--they even took my crappy spray painted poles


herb-it's what you do.

E.C.S.M.

(trust me, the '/' things aren't actually there)
Mar 5 2005 10:03PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
burn them.





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Mar 5 2005 10:04PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
if it's a guy... rip off his nuts with a hot pair of plyers and if it's a girl pour bleeche down her pussy. Those muthafuckas should pay. And worst of all they took it from a GIRL that skis. Girls that ski are the most precious thing on earth sinc they are so rare (freestyle that is). kill 'em



'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Mar 5 2005 10:08PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
fuck, i would go on a fucking axe rampage, and blow up the rental ski area, then kill every person till i found them.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 5 2005 10:10PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
make sure you check ebay for yoru skis .. that would be one what to get rid of them and make some money
Mar 5 2005 10:10PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
ohh my god thats terrible. not much you can do im affraid.E-mail k2 and plead for some new skis or somthing
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Mar 5 2005 10:11PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
'u can do it! cut his fucking head off!'

HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HE!!!!! SEXIST MAN HATER!!!WHY AR EYOU SOOO FUCKING IGNORANTNSLTMSELNM LSDFSD?

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Mar 5 2005 10:11PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
awwww, shitty. that blows


-Chloe
Mar 5 2005 10:17PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
^^dude its from a movie.... i dont know which one but its a rob schynedier qoute





Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.



Logic Headware
Mar 5 2005 11:10PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
man, my 4frnts also got stolen. not the coolest thing ever/

-Michael Lifshitz-
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Mar 5 2005 11:26PM
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littleskibum69
Posts: 414 - Karma: 13
hahahahahhahahaha sucker.
Mar 5 2005 11:28PM
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stickmanproductions
Posts: 225 - Karma: 12
i laugh at your misfortune.
Mar 5 2005 11:31PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
My bad, i'll give them back... jk i dont have them, not a good joke stealing a pair skis is completely wrong, evne though they are expencive, nothing any one should commit, the punishment is to agonizing.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 5 2005 11:59PM
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cool_catskier
Posts: 715 - Karma: 12
i m waiting for someone to steal my skis, i need an excuse to buy new ones
Mar 6 2005 12:03AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
^^that or swallow thier soul.
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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 6 2005 12:04AM
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littleskibum69
Posts: 414 - Karma: 13
hey cool_catskier ill steal them from you. where do you ski?
Mar 6 2005 12:27AM
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outerlimitz
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
Just remember, they can steal your skis, but they can't steal your steeze..
Mar 6 2005 1:46AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
to mattster333

why would you call K2 if she got her armadas stolen?
Mar 6 2005 2:07AM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
capurnicus you dipshit its from Little Nicky

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Mar 6 2005 2:52AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
It's from fucking Waterboy you idiots.
Rob Schneider says it when Vicky has the guy from the other team with a knife to his neck at the party thing.
Knaw sayin.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Mar 6 2005 4:27AM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109
that sucks








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Mar 6 2005 7:24AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
were they locked up?? i lock mine up when ever they arent on my feet




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Mar 6 2005 7:52AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
that sucks, sorry to hear that.


-anna

skiing makes
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spreadin' the love, y0
Mar 6 2005 8:37AM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
ski lock= $15
100 of these threads every year= annoying
Mar 6 2005 9:00AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i lost my ski lock so i seperate my skis, its worked so far
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It was mandatory that we stoped in a skate shop in Tokyo so Bibby could by a sweatshirt. He also bought neck chains one with a Cadillac logo and the other one a cross. He was looking real ghetto until he saw two black people and removed them automatically because he was scared to get beat up.





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Mar 6 2005 9:39AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
'cut his fucking head off' is from waterboy
'rip his fucking head off' is from little nicky


frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore incested sex scene of all time. it would be the dirtiest ass to mouth scene but without the anal penetration - Laterials
Mar 6 2005 10:29AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
for everyone who is responding to this forum with messages like 'cuts the guys nuts off' and things like that is just totally stupid. what if someone on this site stole your skis and read that do u think that they would even consider returning them? i know that you're pissed off about having your skis stolen, but why would u even leave a pair of armada's unlocked and unattended in the first place? ski locks aren't expensive and most resorts have a 1$ pay lock that you can use. im sorry about your skis being stolen becuase that totally sucks, but for the next pair that you buy, don't let them leave your site. my brother got his snowboard stolen a couple years back and believe me that changed our minds pretty damn quick.
Mar 6 2005 12:11PM
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ski_bum7000
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
That fucking blows i cant believe anyone will do that.
Mar 6 2005 12:33PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
^^I doubt that anyone would return skis regardless of what other people say on here. Exactly what armada's were they?


Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou
Mar 6 2005 3:12PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
at mt snow i see tons of armadas and other skis left unlocked blows though
Mar 6 2005 3:51PM
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Knox
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
thats shitttty, damnnn, check e bay for them, and 'cut his fucking head off' is from 'the waterboy' AND 'little nicky'...you neubss
Mar 6 2005 4:33PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
that really sucks
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Mar 6 2005 4:56PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
that sucks man sorry to hear....buy a lock....but still people bring cutters so be cautious)

Mar 6 2005 4:59PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
this inspired me to get a lock whe nI get my new skis

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 6 2005 5:01PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
i'm waiting to be coming out of the lodge and looking for my skis and I see someone taking off with them then I grab my friends ski and blindside the fucker in the head and take my skis back. I can't wait for that!
Mar 6 2005 5:49PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I would get the poles. skis with blood on them wouldnt slide well so you would need to clean them off but poles with blood on them would look hard ass and I doubt anyone would try stealing skis with bloody ski poles tied to them
Mar 6 2005 6:01PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it

*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
Mar 6 2005 6:15PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
steal it hahaha
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Mar 6 2005 6:18PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
that sucks. was it at carinthia or main mountain? i've never locked my skis at either. maybe i should.
Mar 6 2005 6:25PM
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caro.dillon
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 21
hey snogirl, what kinda skis were they anyway?


bitching
Mar 6 2005 6:32PM
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poponon
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
ha ha thats frickin hilarious 'when he whips his cock out, steal it' god your funny
Mar 6 2005 6:34PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
ahahah that was pretty funny.
Mar 6 2005 8:48PM
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