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never getting a fucking haircut again

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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
my mom convinced me to get a trim today and before i know it im in this hairsalon in this woman's section of the mall getting my hair cut by this faggot italion guy who starts cutting off my 5-month steez and then puts gel all over it and now my hair bearly covers my ears on the sides and i feel really gay im not gona take off my hat until it grows back. all im sayin is dont trust anyone else with your hair cause they can fuck it up like they did to me.
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Mar 5 2005 7:28PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
I know what you mean, I got my hair cut like 2 weeks ago and they cut it way shorter than I told them to. Im pissed
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Mar 5 2005 7:32PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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getting your haircut short saves money you dont have to get a haircut for a while


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Mar 5 2005 7:36PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
my mom cuts my hair and i like it everytime.





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Mar 5 2005 7:37PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
i just buzz it in the summer and let it grow all year
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Under my name It sais beginner.
I am very discouraged to the fact that the site adminster didn't look at my profile or ask before doing something like this. I may be new to this website but I have been skiing more then most of you.
PLEASE research or ask before making such assumptions like this one.
Mar 5 2005 7:38PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
post a pic!!!
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Mar 5 2005 7:38PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i dont have a digital cam but im down with a girl posting a pic of her masterbating
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Mar 5 2005 7:49PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
dude same thing happened to me last tuesday, i was like can i have a trim, and i walked out with my ears cold as fuck, but itll be back in about 2 weeks
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Mar 5 2005 7:51PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
just refuse to go to school for a week or two it gets those fuckers goodddd


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Mar 5 2005 7:55PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
luckily i trust my barber and always go back to him
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Mar 5 2005 8:51PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
i cut mine off about 3 weeks ago becuase all these little faggots were runing around with long hair and not knowing the purpose of it.
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Mar 5 2005 8:57PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
fuck I know how you feel, here about 2/3 of the hair dressers are old chinese ladies that couldn't get a job at a pet hair salon, so you have to go to fancy places sometimes, because its your hair...



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Mar 5 2005 8:58PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
boycott hair dressers
Mar 5 2005 8:59PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
ya I went for a hair cut a week ago and the hairstylist cut it shorter then wat I told her. It looked say gay but now its fine.




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Mar 5 2005 10:31PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Give it a week. I let my hair grow mad long, but i get it trimmed accasionally, then i dont have to worry about it being too short ever.

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Mar 5 2005 10:35PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i always say that ill never get it cut, but then my parents are such assholes about it its easier to just cut it. it always sucks right after you get it

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Mar 5 2005 10:40PM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
huummm i got my hair cut today, i must admit, its short, but its good. i thoroughly like it. well i guess its not that short, but its short than what it was and it was pretty long i guess, so no worries here. at least my hair looks good.
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Mar 5 2005 10:43PM
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i8van
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 230
my mom didn't like my 5 month steezy hair, so she Ñ?ut em way short, but they are ok now.
never trust your hair to anybody

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Mar 5 2005 10:47PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
my mom is a hair-dresser so I have a hard time going a long time without cutting my hair
Mar 5 2005 10:49PM
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JumboBum
Posts: 557 - Karma: 40
I last cut my hair March 2003.
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Mar 6 2005 12:20AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I got my haircut a few weeks ago and i left it sort of hardcorish looking with it longer in the front but now i hate it...i want my old hair back.
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Mar 6 2005 1:23AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
i havent had a haircut scince the end of August. but the last haircut it was was a complete shave. now its longer than it ever was.
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Mar 6 2005 1:55AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
i always tell my guy friends not to cut their hair, because most of them have shags, and then they do cut it and it looks retarded and gay. this kid eben had like, relatively long hair and got it all like...buzzed pretty much, it was a very sad day
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Mar 6 2005 2:13AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
NEVER LET A GAY PERSON CUT YOUR HAIR. I let a gay person cut mine once and my nickname for the next two months was 'Hitler'. I told him 'I just want a trim, dont cut too much off' and he's like 'sure honey' and that pissed me off and I'm like 'dont call me honey, bitch' and then he shaved my lower head to about the top of my ears and left it long on the top, and left nothing on the bottom and I look about as queer as could be. Fuck I hate gay hair cutters.
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Mar 6 2005 2:36AM
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thrashed-scrotum
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!!
$10 cut gets you shit, $80 cut gets you steez..
took me all highschool to figure that shit out, when ever i go for a trim I make sure I can afford it first, but it's always worth it...
unless they fuck up then its all hell.

no one can cut hair properly, and thats retarded,
i wish everyone could just cut it evenly, one time i paid $50 for a cut and the guy said one side was just naturally thicker.. bullshit! i made his ass make it thin like he did to the other side looked great after he made it even,
i swear to god when these hairstylists lie about their mistakes, your hair is so gay..

but dont trust lebs.. never trust a leb with your hair, i had all summer to think about that...

it was like half mullet half ugly
Mar 6 2005 2:42AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the chick that cuts my hair is so hot I'd go back to her even if she shaved a dick in my head.

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Mar 6 2005 6:47AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
i havent gotten my hair cut since last june, but im abouta go within the next week. my parents want me to see a gay guy for a trim, but fuck that.
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Mar 6 2005 10:07AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
word, it seems impossible for them to cut a shag without it coming out gay.
i had a haircut like 2 months ago and it was so fucking gay
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Mar 6 2005 11:03AM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
i got a haircut before xmas and the hair cutter gave me a cut that now looks like a mullet if i dont shower right away in the morning
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Mar 6 2005 11:21AM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
my mom cuts my hair but sometimes she funks up




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Mar 6 2005 11:37AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Yeah the girl who cuts my hair is pretty hott also randall.


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Mar 6 2005 2:57PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i used to have a gay hair dresser, his name was stephan and he was falming. but then i found liz, who was super good and everything, but now she moved and i have to find a new one...goddamnit


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Mar 6 2005 4:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Old guys at barber shop cut my hair. They don't screw around, they just make it shorter. My theory is that cutting hair for 30 years makes you pretty good at it, and old people have no patience for fancy crap, so it never ends badly. Therefore, old barbers = better.

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Mar 6 2005 4:50PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i go to a special salon. they are so good with my hair considering my hair sucks asshole. I still wanna see pictures!!
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Mar 6 2005 5:02PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
could be worse. you could be DEAD


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Mar 6 2005 5:24PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
my cousin;s my hair dresser, and i trust him. plus i've got my hair cut twice this year.
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Mar 6 2005 5:27PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
you guys are talkign about how getting hair cut short is flaming, but you all rpobably look like women. Guys should never have hair longer than belwo their ears. I'm sick of all these long haired dudes who look like girls. Look at top three at X pipe, they all look like ugly women in their X pictures.

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Mar 6 2005 6:02PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I just got my hair cut yesterday, it wasn't all that long, but I liked it. Now it looks all perfect and preppy, it looks like one solid object.

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Mar 6 2005 6:04PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
haha about the mullet comment. if i shave me head compeletely(sp?), then my hair grows naturally into a mullet. i hate it but i hope it comes in handy some day in my life.


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Mar 6 2005 6:30PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
shit son,every time i get my hair cut that happens
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Mar 6 2005 6:36PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
that happened to me, except it was by some spanish guy named tuscon
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Mar 6 2005 6:37PM
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k-fay
Posts: 423 - Karma: 10
i cut my own hair because other people take way too much off
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Mar 6 2005 6:53PM
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Knox
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
shaved head man...only way to go, i had hair to my shoulders for 2 years and got sick of it so i shaved it and its been liek it now for 1 year 1/8 of an inch smallest guard besides naked razor or bic
Mar 6 2005 7:41PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
i told the bitch to take an inch off ans she took an easy 3 i was pissed
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Mar 6 2005 7:56PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
I've had like 5 experiances like that so now i have an intense fear of barbers. My parents force me to get my hair cut and they have to drag me outta the car.



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Mar 6 2005 8:05PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
i love getting my hair cut cause i have like this really hot girl to do it but then after the haircutting sucks ass
Mar 6 2005 8:13PM
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Leckett
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lmao nice ive had the same hair dresser for my whole life. shes some old indian lady but she does a good job so im not complaining...better than having a faggit cut it and dance while he does it

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Mar 6 2005 8:15PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
man, the barber shops control the world man. because they know that everyone has hair and that everyone is gonna need it cut sooner or later. there all billionaires man... man there just hiding it from the world. but ive figured it out. boycott barbers...man
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Mar 6 2005 8:30PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
i just threaten to kill em if they cut off like more than 1 inch



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Mar 6 2005 9:05PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yea dundundun, i have the same situation. Although right now its not such a bad mullet, the guy cut it more on one side than the other so a little uneven. But my hair naturally curls up a little when its long enough (like-the-hair-under-trucker-hat sticking-out-a-little-on-the-sides type of curl)
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Mar 6 2005 9:08PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
oh please cry a little more. who cares. the point of the long shaggy was originally that it seemed like you just didn't care enough to cut it, but now everyone freakin does it, and you sound like your life is over becuase you don't a big old shaggy head of hair just like everyone else.
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