Replying to something funny for interview

you guys are the perfect crowd to ask for this one. i'm going in for an interview next week (thursday) to be a leader at frosh week for next school year. all the applicants have to attend a 5 minute interview with the dudes in charge, and from there, they have to pick all the people they want as leaders. we're expected to do something hilarious, and silly, so we can stand out and show we can be fun.

anyone have any ideas of what i can do or wear to the interview to make an impression?

i was thinking i should wear assless chaps, and have a perfectly normal interview, but when i get up to leave... they get to enjoy the sight of my hairy ass.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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