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to much sex???

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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I cant have sex anymore it is boring and lame and stupid and makes me all hott for no reason. I have no sex drive...are any of u guys like me?
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Mar 3 2005 1:29AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
i have sex so often i dont even know if im having sex or not anymore.
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Mar 3 2005 1:32AM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
ha... yeah right, just try to go with out sex... good luck with that one
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

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Mar 3 2005 1:52AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
um that is also the problem i cant go without sex but then when i start i really dont want it..
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Mar 3 2005 2:02AM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
be more creative in location and foreplay. Do you work out a lot? I find that I am way more in the mood if i have been working out and feel healthy.
Mar 3 2005 2:08AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
arent you the dude that had a kid?

-Joel

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Mar 3 2005 2:15AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
yuppers..cant believe u still remember that lol
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Mar 3 2005 2:20AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
was it a guy or a girl? and hows that going?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
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Mar 3 2005 2:25AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Lets not even talk about it a little boy I dont know how it is going cuz my ex wont even let me see him but oh well im over it.
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Mar 3 2005 2:27AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
i apologize for bringing it up man, hope that all works out for you.

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Mar 3 2005 2:28AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
thats weird. aha. yep.

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Mar 3 2005 8:15AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you should steal the kid from her. i mean without you he wouldnt be around so just kidnap him and use him to sell drugs by making him hoop kilos of blow



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Mar 3 2005 8:40AM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
haha i had a dream u got banned


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Mar 3 2005 8:44AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeah it happens... once you've worn yourself out, you're screwed for a little while.
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Mar 3 2005 9:34AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
EastCoastAR5, once you start having dreams about NS, that's when you know you are helplessly addicted to NS. Start getting creative with your sex. Look up different positions and such.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Mar 3 2005 9:39AM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
maybe you need to use some viagra, or that 36 hour shit



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Mar 3 2005 8:57PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
just stop having it.


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Mar 3 2005 9:06PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
fuck her in the asssss


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Mar 3 2005 11:10PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
^ I did
Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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Mar 3 2005 11:38PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Have you done it in public places? If not do some progressions, like in a park at night, or in the stall at bar. Then work your way to more public places, where the risk is greater. Like in a bush next to a road or behind an outhouse. If you get really brave, do it in your parent's bed while they're watching tv down stairs or in the middle of the street on 4th of July.
Mar 4 2005 3:33PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
if you dont feel like having it dont do it. if you have a girl and want to have sex for her than find something else that gets you going like new location or new types of foorplay.

dont use viagra. viagra is not for healthy people. its for peoples whose veins are too closed up. it loosens them up. if used too often on a healthy body it will cause low blood pressure and may make it so that you need viagra anytime you want to get an erection
Mar 4 2005 4:03PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
^not true. YOU SHOULDN'T use viagra if you're healthy. But its not gonna make it so you become dependent on it to get hard if you pop one for shits and giggles. Where on earth did you hear that. Plus, I have been to bars that put it in drinks if you want... called it a sex store. I tried it.... its the shit. haha. Try complete elimination of SUPER wiskey dick.


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Mar 4 2005 4:39PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
You obviously suffer from homounerectitis that is where your wang becomes hugified not by a woman but by a man- the ladies man
Mar 4 2005 4:41PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
well get a new girl must be hotter and try new positions and shit, sex never gets boring
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Mar 4 2005 6:06PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Its all mental, if you want it to be good it will be good and if not then you are shit out of luck.


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Mar 4 2005 6:22PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
Yeah...I know what you mean, sex is so lame...wait, NO IT ISN'T!

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Mar 4 2005 6:40PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
well if you're just having sex with random girls it might be getting boring but once you find someone you actually care about you'll actually want to have sex with her
~Ella


Mar 4 2005 6:51PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
go for a month of anal
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Mar 4 2005 9:21PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
^hahaha
Mar 4 2005 10:16PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
GiveHead I didnt mean if you use it a couple of times. but if you use it often your veins get expanded by the viagra and after a while your veins dont go back to the regular size. this causes low blood pressure and makes your heart work harder. after a while your heart cant produce enough pressure in your veins to give you an erection and viagra wont work anymore. you put your heart at dangerous risk.
Mar 4 2005 11:15PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I just boned her on the floor and i heard my mom get out of bed.
Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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Mar 5 2005 1:35AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
dam you cant finish your story by 'I heard my mom get out of bed'

what happened next?
Mar 5 2005 2:05AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Then i kept going until i blew my load-the end.
Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

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Mar 5 2005 2:07AM
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thrashed-scrotum
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
there is never to much sex,
every day when you wake up and go to the bathroom.
look atyourself and ask yourself;
would you fuck me? cuz i would!
then sit on the crapper and masturbait to your dreams content, preferably with sandpaper,.. but we all have our differences
Mar 5 2005 2:21AM
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wskikid102
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
are you married? cuz my dad told me not to do the 'you know what' (inside joke with dad) untill ur married, until then he said he will just flim me at mammoth

cammy - dads little boy
Mar 5 2005 2:22AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
^ Yea I said that when I was like 12.
Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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Mar 5 2005 2:22AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Nice job dude. How old are you by the way?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 5 2005 9:39AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
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Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

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Mar 5 2005 10:47AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
dude are you gay... not wanting sex??
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Mar 5 2005 1:14PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Still living with your mom huh? Do you have to pay rent?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 5 2005 4:03PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
U should try a tree ways w/ two girls. Ive never had so much fun before...
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Mar 5 2005 4:12PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
^ Sounds like you have interesting dreams.
Mar 5 2005 4:14PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
three ways are mad fun. But, i've been experiencing the same thing lately, i'm sick of having random one night stands with pretty much duplicates of the same girl. Of course, i would still never turn down sex...
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it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Mar 5 2005 7:07PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
sex hurts me
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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha


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Mar 5 2005 7:09PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
hmm..
SKI FOR LIFE!

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Mar 5 2005 8:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yeah i remembered u too and u having a kid sory for bringing it u yet again but yea sex is good sex is fine
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

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Mar 5 2005 8:47PM
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pete15015
Posts: 355 - Karma: 11
well i have far to much sex, i cant even aimagine having anymore, like 24 7 i always have dick somewhere either in a girl or a guy. YEah your gay, you probably dont even have sex, so blow me

whore

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Mar 5 2005 9:01PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
just... wait a while...
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Mar 5 2005 9:20PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
naw no rent I dont have to move out until I'm done with school..
Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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TMC WUUUUUUT
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Mar 5 2005 10:20PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
sounds like ur screwed

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 5 2005 10:31PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Maybe your secretly gay... but than is that possible if you listen to slipknot, cuz they are too hardcore for fags.



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Mar 5 2005 11:55PM
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