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Post a pic of your deformed limb!!!

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freestyle_kyle
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Here's my pinky... i broke it in the summer. i had to wear a crazy splint so id be able to move it, but it is still deformed.

^good hand



^bad hand



^bad finger
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Mar 2 2005 12:07AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
thats not a limb dude... it's a digit.
...ohhhhhhhhhhh! unnatural!

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Mar 2 2005 12:25AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
try this on for size-






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Mar 2 2005 12:33AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
that was a while ago. at least mine looks normal now you fucking freak.



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Mar 2 2005 12:35AM
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wuestinator
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sanctioned outerwear - http://www.sanctionedouterwear.com

Mar 2 2005 12:53AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ what happened there?



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Mar 2 2005 12:56AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
haha, what a rugged thread.
sean what the hell did you do to your toe!?


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Mar 2 2005 1:34AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
jsut wait till i get pictures of my deformed feet. ski boots have morphed myfeet into the ugliest thing in the world. my big toes make a V they're so bent.



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Mar 2 2005 1:38AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i want to play!!! ill get my nub up in here
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 2 2005 1:39AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^^^^^
apparently hands is what chicks consider as the sexiest part of a man's body after their ass, so your obviously gonna pick a lot of chicks



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 2 2005 1:44AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
omg weustinator that is freaking awesome! everybody post more!
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Mar 2 2005 2:36AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
ahhhh i wish i had the X rays of my back to show
Mar 2 2005 2:43AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
ive got a picture of my hand literally the size of like 2 cantelopes yeah ill try and find that and dont be like me when you break something elevate it
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Mar 2 2005 6:28AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Sean had a ingroed toenail. So they had to cut in his toe.
Same shit happened to me


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Mar 2 2005 8:40AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ that is correct, my friend.



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Mar 2 2005 3:48PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
i'll have my X-rays of my broken arm, the top part of my arm was told deformed, when they my bone between my elbow and sholder broke, they separtated, and the bottom section went up my arm.
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Mar 2 2005 3:50PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
here is my swollen mug after the removal of my wisdom teeth, and no shower for a week.



...and justice for all
Mar 2 2005 3:50PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345




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Mar 2 2005 3:51PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
^you look more plastered than deformed



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Mar 2 2005 4:01PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
thats because of the vicodin. look at my left cheek. its swollen all the way up to my eye.



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Mar 2 2005 4:02PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
so damn gross

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 2 2005 4:06PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
haha that swollen face pic is sick
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'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 2 2005 4:22PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
From last year...







----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 2 2005 5:12PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^they should call you duck man
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Mar 2 2005 5:23PM
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SkiCA
Posts: 247 - Karma: 33
^ how did that one happen?!
:)
Mar 2 2005 5:23PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ When I was still in the womb. My dad was a clean-up hitter for a minor league baseball team and he needed to pratice his swing...





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 2 2005 5:26PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
lol sethpistol you look really miserable and high in that picture. so glad i never had to get my wisdom teeth out
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Mar 2 2005 5:41PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
maybe sean has internal parasites as well.


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Mar 2 2005 6:11PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
maybe.



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Mar 2 2005 6:28PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
haha... man that was like the funniest post I have ever read on here.


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Mar 2 2005 7:19PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
damn it im so pissed i didnt get a picture of my broken arm when it was all bent and shit
Mar 2 2005 9:29PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
nothing too weird, I just have 4 bones instead of 3 in my pinky





Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 2 2005 9:41PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 2 2005 9:43PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
fuck I forgot to copy image location hope this works




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 2 2005 9:44PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 2 2005 9:47PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^ya ya I know...



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 2 2005 10:01PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
yeah... winner. you actually are deformed, and not due to an injury. you win, freak.



...and justice for all
Mar 3 2005 12:19AM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
yea that's pretty whack (the toes). Sean i think i beat you for wisdom teeth, wish i had a pic.. i had a black eye from it somehow. and i was even more swollen than that. woo
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Mar 3 2005 12:59AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
wisdom teeth were a bitch. i couldnt open or close my mouth at all. it was just partway open. everytime i sat up blood just poured out of my mouth and all over me... it was sick. then i threw up like a gallon of blood. ahh.



...and justice for all
Mar 3 2005 1:07AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I'm starting to feel my wisdom teeth coming through....:( Looks like it is going to be shitty.
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Mar 3 2005 1:24AM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
whatever the fuck happend to the kid with the webbed feet...that is fucked up


for some girls, sex it like a buffet: they lay there and do nothing while you go in and get what you want
Mar 3 2005 2:13AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Come on now, I already posted on how it happend. You just got to read a little.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 3 2005 9:25AM
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