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Someone was executed in my crawlspace

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HypeBeast
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Well...probably not but I'll never know and I ain't digging for bodies. Was in there cleaning it out and prepping it to put a vapor barrier down and seal the walls and noticed this. Someone racked off a bit of 9mm and 7.62x39 (probably an AK). The 9mm was on the right and the rifle rounds on the left, separated by about 2-3ft. There are a few holes in the ac duct that were from it. This was shot from inside the crawl space as the duct at the entrance is blocking the firing path to the wall. The holes are not grouped well but are in the general vicinity of one another. So either some retard decided to shoot a few rounds with his gun in the basement one day or two people were executed from 20ft away explaining the sporadic bullet pattern. Can you imagine shooting an AK-47 in your fucking crawl space lol!?











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Spunion
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holy shit try to do some research on the address and see if anything comes up about a shooting, thats wild
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Mixy
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Damn thats nuts, you should dust for prints and do some digging
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OregonDead
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wut? act fast before they hear you found out about this tho
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SnowshoeThompson
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Maybe they were doing some redneck rodent control. I had raccoons in my crawl space and it was a nightmare
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Inb4 fbi
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vibecheck
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The hunt for el chingon
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CatdickBojangles
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Expected this thread to be shit, however I was pleasantly surprised.
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vibecheck
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Super funny
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vibecheck
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Hahaha
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TRVP_ANGEL
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dude probably saw a spider down there and didnt want to take any chances
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Young_patty
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Dude was prolly just clearin some possums or other critters outa his wall.
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OregonDead
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Young_pattyDude was prolly just clearin some possums or other critters outa his wall.


just a little “pest control” work for the good of the “family”
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elcheapo
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Probably happened before the house was built but after tge foundation was in. Maybe a murder maybe just target practice.
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HypeBeast
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TnskiProbably happened before the house was built but after tge foundation was in. Maybe a murder maybe just target practice.


That's what I thought except there's bullet holes in the ac duct punched in on one side and out on the other. Also one was 7.62x39 and my house was built in 72. I know they existed then. Just seems odd someone would have one back then here.
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abar.
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That's pretty metal bro
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vibecheck
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inspection report A++++
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Mixy
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OregonDeadjust a little “pest control” work for the good of the “family”


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HypeBeast
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Update, talked to my neighbor who has lived here for like 30yrs. She bets it was the crazy family who lived here about 10-15yrs ago. They were the "big brother is out to get me" type. Oh and she up and deserted the house in the middle of the night. Suspicious. I ain't digging for bodies though unless I start getting haunted and need to salt and burn some bones.

Now I wonder what's in the attic.
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Incel
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That grouping is far too sporadic to be the evidence of an execution. A good shot would only need one (maybe two) to end a person's life--one to initially stun the victim, another to finish them off. Plus you gotta think the perpetrator would want to be as discreet as possible and firing off this many rounds would be sure to attract attention.
Conclusion/possible explanation: the gunman was not expecting his target to also be armed and the result was hectic shootout, resulting in what you see here.
Why this all happened in the crawlspace, rather than on more conventional dueling stage, idk...Maybe the previous resident was woken by a loud overhead crash in the middle of the night, went to investigate (bringing his high-powered AR kept conveniently under his mattress), and upon entering the crawlspace was met with a barrage of bullets. He blindly returned fire not knowing where exactly he was being shot from.
Just a theory...
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vibecheck
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BigPPThat grouping is far too sporadic to be the evidence of an execution. A good shot would only need one (maybe two) to end a person's life--one to initially stun the victim, another to finish them off. Plus you gotta think the perpetrator would want to be as discreet as possible and firing off this many rounds would be sure to attract attention.
Conclusion/possible explanation: the gunman was not expecting his target to also be armed and the result was hectic shootout, resulting in what you see here.
Why this all happened in the crawlspace, rather than on more conventional dueling stage, idk...Maybe the previous resident was woken by a loud overhead crash in the middle of the night, went to investigate (bringing his high-powered AR kept conveniently under his mattress), and upon entering the crawlspace was met with a barrage of bullets. He blindly returned fire not knowing where exactly he was being shot from.
Just a theory...


First sentence in and u can tell u got a screw loose
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Young_patty
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IncelThat grouping is far too sporadic to be the evidence of an execution. A good shot would only need one (maybe two) to end a person's life--one to initially stun the victim, another to finish them off. Plus you gotta think the perpetrator would want to be as discreet as possible and firing off this many rounds would be sure to attract attention.
Conclusion/possible explanation: the gunman was not expecting his target to also be armed and the result was hectic shootout, resulting in what you see here.
Why this all happened in the crawlspace, rather than on more conventional dueling stage, idk...Maybe the previous resident was woken by a loud overhead crash in the middle of the night, went to investigate (bringing his high-powered AR kept conveniently under his mattress), and upon entering the crawlspace was met with a barrage of bullets. He blindly returned fire not knowing where exactly he was being shot from.
Just a theory...


Or it was just a massive possum nest and the dude shot a few to scatter em

just a theory...
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tsingtaofanatic
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Probably just some dumbass who decided to shoot a wall
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On today’s episode of internet: NS solves old crimes
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rubberpantaloons
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jesus thats fucked, should def look up your address to see if anything pops up. also damn did ur neighbour dip out in the middle of the night or was it the previous owners of the house? either way pretty sus
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rubberpantaloons
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jesus thats fucked, should def look up your address to see if anything pops up. also damn did ur neighbour dip out in the middle of the night or was it the previous owners of the house? either way pretty sus
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rubberpantaloons
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jesus thats fucked, should def look up your address to see if anything pops up. also damn did ur neighbour dip out in the middle of the night or was it the previous owners of the house? either way pretty sus
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TRVP_ANGEL
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OP is next 🤠
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