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How many times do you poop a day?

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yungona
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me? maybe less than 3
Sep 2 2020 4:35AM
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GreezyBastard
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Shitty thread
Sep 2 2020 8:45AM
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little1337
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Between all of us here, I've been pooping a lot lately. Couple times a day in fact. I used to be a 1 or 2 time a day kind of person but the past week has been like 4 a day, should I get checked out? In fact, all this poop talk makes me have to go... brb

**This post was edited on Sep 2nd 2020 at 9:23:30am
Sep 2 2020 9:20AM
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r00kie
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Been an every other day pooper for years.
Sep 2 2020 9:38AM
4 1
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Charlie_Kelly
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I didn’t poop for 6 days after my injury and was really disappointed with the amount I did poop after. Normally I’m a 1 to 2 a day pooper and can always count on one right around 10am.
Sep 2 2020 10:36AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Charlie_KellyI didn’t poop for 6 days after my injury and was really disappointed with the amount I did poop after. Normally I’m a 1 to 2 a day pooper and can always count on one right around 10am.


it has to build up first, but man do you have a large colon
Sep 2 2020 11:13AM
2 0
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zoinked
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I haven't had a nice solid poop in about a week and its really starting to weigh down on my mental health
Sep 2 2020 11:32AM
4 0
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.FRY.
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17 times
Sep 2 2020 12:15PM
1 0
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theabortionator
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Once unless I ate garbage and my guts are fucked up.
Sep 2 2020 12:45PM
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OregonDead
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Charlie_KellyI didn’t poop for 6 days after my injury and was really disappointed with the amount I did poop after. Normally I’m a 1 to 2 a day pooper and can always count on one right around 10am.


Vibes mang
Sep 2 2020 1:58PM
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GayWolf420
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my bodys shit cycle starts up around 3:30-4AM so I shit at like 4am, and then my bodys able to kill any desire to shit until i get home, then another big one.

**This post was edited on Sep 2nd 2020 at 5:26:00pm
Sep 2 2020 5:25PM
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SavageBiff
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Once if I’m lucky
Charlie_KellyI didn’t poop for 6 days after my injury and was really disappointed with the amount I did poop after. Normally I’m a 1 to 2 a day pooper and can always count on one right around 10am.


What did you do if I may?
i did something...idk what...2 years ago doctor said maybe hernia too small to find , maybe groin pull , but I used to go 3+ Times, then outta nowhere constipated first time in life, took fiber supplement and laxative puked 100 times in 12 hours , it was a blast now I have to maintain an ultra focused diet and exercise to hit one out every am and not have a pain in me intestine

ive landed on my hip from 15ft going like mach3 , took a ski pole to the gut once, broke my hand skiing, fell down once jerk/cleaning 225 but I wasn’t at all hurt just lost balanced and dumped the weight
Sep 2 2020 5:50PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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SavageBiffOnce if I’m lucky


What did you do if I may?
i did something...idk what...2 years ago doctor said maybe hernia too small to find , maybe groin pull , but I used to go 3+ Times, then outta nowhere constipated first time in life, took fiber supplement and laxative puked 100 times in 12 hours , it was a blast now I have to maintain an ultra focused diet and exercise to hit one out every am and not have a pain in me intestine

ive landed on my hip from 15ft going like mach3 , took a ski pole to the gut once, broke my hand skiing, fell down once jerk/cleaning 225 but I wasn’t at all hurt just lost balanced and dumped the weight

Was on oxy after having brain surgery. Had nothing to do with my colon lol, purely because of the pain killers.
Sep 2 2020 6:17PM
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T.L.
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If I eat what I'm about to eat, several.
Sep 2 2020 7:52PM
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Young_patty
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Between 1-3 times a day. It’s a nice break from my day/ shift so I relish every poo I can squeeze out :)
Sep 2 2020 11:28PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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1 once every 1-2 days
Sep 2 2020 11:29PM
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SavageBiff
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T.L.If I eat what I'm about to eat, several.

Was it apple pie? That’s the only thing that adds splatter to my batter ya kno
Sep 3 2020 8:59AM
2 0
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T.L.
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SavageBiffWas it apple pie? That’s the only thing that adds splatter to my batter ya kno


Nah. Twas a buffalo chicken cheese steak topped with sauteed onions, jalapenos, red peppers, and queso drizzled on it.
Sep 3 2020 9:18AM
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little1337
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How tf do you guys hold it for days? Is it huge when it comes out? Thats like 3 full meals worth of shit coming out at once
Sep 3 2020 9:24AM
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SavageBiff
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Delicious
T.L.Nah. Twas a buffalo chicken cheese steak topped with sauteed onions, jalapenos, red peppers, and queso drizzled on it.
Sep 3 2020 11:41AM
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WoFIowz
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0-40 times
Sep 3 2020 11:43AM
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flavourtown
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whenever yer mom is hungry
Sep 3 2020 4:04PM
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zoinked
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zoinkedI haven't had a nice solid poop in about a week and its really starting to weigh down on my mental health


Finally had a good ole log and my god was it glorious, the heavens are raining down on me now
Sep 3 2020 6:03PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Lets be honest when am I not shitting
Sep 3 2020 6:17PM
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yungona
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man ever since ive been drinking my Serious Mass gainer i have been shitting non-stop
Sep 3 2020 6:27PM
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little1337
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yungonaman ever since ive been drinking my Serious Mass gainer i have been shitting non-stop


Sep 3 2020 6:30PM
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Mingg
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Depends on how much coffee I drink
Sep 6 2020 9:34AM
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SavageBiff
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Send it to flat , that will work shit out
Sep 7 2020 12:37PM
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Mingg
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Take a laxative or stool softener. Drink more water. Take a walk. Massage your stomach in a clockwise direction. If that doesn’t help, go to the doctor/Er
Sep 7 2020 3:00PM
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T.L.
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MinggTake a laxative or stool softener. Drink more water. Take a walk. Massage your stomach in a clockwise direction. If that doesn’t help, go to the doctor/Er


What if he's in Australia? Does he have to rub his belly counter clockwise?
Sep 7 2020 3:03PM
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Mingg
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T.L.What if he's in Australia? Does he have to rub his belly counter clockwise?

I would actually recommend rubbing his back in that case
Sep 7 2020 3:09PM
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elcheapo
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This is literally "da bomb" fir the slow days

Sep 7 2020 3:26PM
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SavageBiff
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Watch out for laxatives that work by stimulating the intestines , a stool softener that works b drawing water into the intestine is much better, pushing too hard and laxatives can result in injury

drink f tons of water
prune juice
beans
Fruit
get some whole grain oats, fiber etc
yogurt
caffeine pills In am
a proper 8hr sleep, this is crucial for your body to recover and metabolize

stay away from bread cheese and red meat til you get regular again, avoid pro biotics unless you lack microbioata they can make you feel bloated, watch out for antibiotics!

and if you’ve been sedentary then step it up you need to be active and have a metabolism, avoid sitting for a while
Sep 7 2020 4:01PM
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