What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Walked home alone from a party in an area of the city with the highest gang activity. Somehow didn’t die but am super lucky nothing came of it. My brother actually was robbed at gunpoint on the same street in broad daylight, although I didn’t know this at the time.

MinggWalked home alone from a party in an area of the city with the highest gang activity. Somehow didn’t die but am super lucky nothing came of it. My brother actually was robbed at gunpoint on the same street in broad daylight, although I didn’t know this at the time.

I used to love cruising around baltimore at night in my car with tinted windows so cops couldnt see i was white and pull me over and the thugs couldnt see i was white and try to jack my car.



one time i was buying dope from my black friend in bmore yrs ago and we were in my car with the headlights off parked on the side of this street and slowly from behind comes a police van scanning the scene on that street looking for ppl doing what we were doing lol. But they couldnt see us sitting there motionless through my tinted windows so the cop passed us then drove off. We were laughing and shit because how can you not feel good when you dodge a bullet like that.

Baltimore is like the wild west. The wire is like a pc version of the way bmore really is. One of my contacts there asked me to give his nephews a ride from the park to their house and in the car i literally am listening to these 11-12 yr old kids arguing to eachother about who could do the most packets of dope. Like fuck... you think prohibition works? Bmore enforces and prosecutes the drug scene very harshly and this is your result? Fucking 11 yr old kids bragging about how much heroin they can do?

people who support drug prohibition are fucking chimpanzees imo.

**This post was edited on Sep 16th 2020 at 11:20:16pm

Some of these things arent even dumb. One time i passed 8 cars at once around a blind curve during a storm on the way to Mt. Snow. Another time i stuck my tongue to a belt sander in middleschool. my tongue is still messed up.

A straight 7 off the 3rd large line at copper, i landed it, but after falling and casing that jump a few times since, I realize it was not smart

CahalSome of these things arent even dumb. One time i passed 8 cars at once around a blind curve during a storm on the way to Mt. Snow. Another time i stuck my tongue to a belt sander in middleschool. my tongue is still messed up.

We need more like this

Jumped on a car roof and dented it.

Right after highschool my starter fried in my nova about 30 miles away and the next day bought the starter but had no ride out to my vehicle. My friends older brother who was a good friend also offered me a ride on his tricked out street bike. I just wanted to get this done so he drive me out there. I had a starter in one hand and was clinching on the the back of his shirt with the other and it started sprinkling. The fucker was doing 140 passing cars and it sucked for me. We got there and he was laughing so hard as usual and i was never so happy to be standing on the ground again on my life. Lesson learned I guess.

TnskiRight after highschool my starter fried in my nova about 30 miles away and the next day bought the starter but had no ride out to my vehicle. My friends older brother who was a good friend also offered me a ride on his tricked out street bike. I just wanted to get this done so he drive me out there. I had a starter in one hand and was clinching on the the back of his shirt with the other and it started sprinkling. The fucker was doing 140 passing cars and it sucked for me. We got there and he was laughing so hard as usual and i was never so happy to be standing on the ground again on my life. Lesson learned I guess.

Damn. Why didnt you tell him to slow down?

DolanReloadedDamn. Why didnt you tell him to slow down?

At 140? I was too busy praying.

1NF1N1T3Brake checked an 18 wheeler on my Ducati 🔥

What is brake checking?

DolanReloadedWhat is brake checking?

Slamming your brakes in front of moving vehicle

Not too long ago I got into golf and my friend has crates full of golf balls from balls he and his dad have found on the course over the years. We would take one of the crates to my house and practicing driving balls into the woods. Turns out just past those woods was a Jewish temple and we had been hitting balls into their overflow parking lot on accident this whole time. So after several weeks of hitting several hundred balls, the temple thought people were doing this on purpose as an act of hatred towards them and filed a hate crime case with local authorities. Local police couldn't do anything about it so they turned to the FBI. My neighborhood ended up being stalked by undercover FBI agents for about a month and we tried multiple times to confront them but when we started walking towards them they'd quickly pull away in their blacked out suburban. Very sketchy and unsettling for a while, no one knew why we were being watched. Eventually we connected the pieces and stopped hitting golf balls and the investigation was closed shortly after they realized the "hatred driven attack" was over. So ya that's probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.