My buddy gave me 3 male ducks that he didn't want. My plan was to eat them; duck is delicious. For some reason, for the first time in my life, before killing an animal to eat, I decided they were way too fucking chill. Now I have pet ducks.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969659/Snapchat-1686103183-mp4
So far, the best names we have are Duck Norris, Quackie Chan and Shane McHonkey