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Never Have Another Bad Day Again

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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Whenever I have a bad day I just remember that there are babies being eaten alive by 17 foot long snakes in the Amazon rain forest.

Every 37 seconds in the Amazon another human baby is swallowed whole by a boa constrictor and the only way to save that baby is to willing-fully sacrifice another baby. That is if the snake is willing to cooperate and not eat both babies.

The fact above is not true, but snakes are gnarly as fuck and I definitely wouldn’t want one eating my baby so thats why I always keep a secondary baby handy when im baby sitting in the amazon because theres nothing worse than coming home to a 17x5 foot long boa constrictor with a foot hanging out of its mouth.




Im still having a bad day
5 years ago
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Mixy
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Bad days don't want you to know this one simple trick!
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clorox
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they all still think i'm kidding.
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vibecheck
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And other ideas that dont help my depression
5 years ago
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CLQ
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Yeah people definitely have it worse but that doesn't make your problems any easier.
5 years ago
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MiIfHunter
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CLQYeah people definitely have it worse but that doesn't make your problems any easier.
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.FRY.
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Redundant title and pointless post. Please get eaten by a snake to spare us from any future posts.
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vibecheck
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.FRY.Redundant title and pointless post. Please get eaten by a snake to spare us from any future posts.


woah major cyber bully alert 🚨😦
5 years ago
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MiIfHunter
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vibecheckwoah major cyber bully alert 🚨😦
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OregonDead
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vibecheckAnd other ideas that dont help my depression


maybe post more on NS IDK
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HypeBeast
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CLQYeah people definitely have it worse but that doesn't make your problems any easier.


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Ghost_BLandzV2
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.FRY.Redundant title and pointless post. Please get eaten by a snake to spare us from any future posts.

Im not allowed to babysit in the amazon for another 8 months because I sacrificed a local baby to save myself from a snake
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MiIfHunter
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all u need is a good blowjob u set u straight
BLandzIm not allowed to babysit in the amazon for another 8 months because I sacrificed a local baby to save myself from a snake
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theabortionator
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little1337Bad days don't want you to know this one simple trick!


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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Where the fuck do fruit flies come from I swear theres no fruit in my house and they are nowhere to be found them I bring somr bananas home and therer 1000 fucking fruit flies there like do they just spawn near fruit or something? And why the fuck are there none at the grocery store I don’t even think fruit flies are real
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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What if Ankilla is actaully a fruit fly in disguise and hes tryna take over the world
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vibecheck
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BLandzWhere the fuck do fruit flies come from I swear theres no fruit in my house and they are nowhere to be found them I bring somr bananas home and therer 1000 fucking fruit flies there like do they just spawn near fruit or something? And why the fuck are there none at the grocery store I don’t even think fruit flies are real

same thing is happening to me but it's all fruit bats
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vibecheck
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BLandzWhat if Ankilla is actaully a fruit fly in disguise and hes tryna take over the world


Ankilla is a Lithuanian sleeper agent
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r00kie
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I had a bad day today. Root canal to be exact. Point is your trick didn't work as I still had a bad day.
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vibecheck
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r00kieI had a bad day today. Root canal to be exact. Point is your trick didn't work as I still had a bad day.


Vibe check is bad rn, dentist is terrible
5 years ago
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yungona
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vibecheckVibe check is bad rn, dentist is terrible


i hope it went really badly and i hope its painful 😊
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