SUP ITS ME. NSG TREMBLES UNDER THE WAKE OF MY POWER. I HAVE SOMETHINGS TO SAY ABOUT ANOTHER MEMBER OF THIS FORUM.
@ChadThundercock
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I find your appearance to be quite displeasing.
Firstly, let's talk about your hair. Not only is it the least interesting part of your body, it is also quite probably the worst head of hair I have ever seen in my life. To be quite frank, it looks like you have been getting haircuts from a blind chimp with a pair of safety scissors. You probably go to Great Clips to get your cuts because you can't afford a barber. After your cut you realize that your barber did about as fine as a job as eheath does running up stairs. Not only do you tell them you like it, you probably tip them as well because you are such a beta male.
Secondly, lets talk about those eyebrows. I'm not going to lie I would not be surprised if they crawled right off your face because they have the shape and circumference of caterpillars. Not only are they large, they are also bushy and unkempt. Maybe you could benefit from some kind of eyebrow treatment, but then again it would probably raise you from a solid 3/10 to a light 3.5/10. I don't want to hear you telling me that you think you are a 6. Saying you are a 6 is like saying you aren't racist because you don't see color. I see those eyes of yours and all I see is a soulless coomer who masquerades as an alpha male on a skiing forum.
Lastly, let's talk about that schoze. I have never seen something so vile in my days. I would like to preface this paragraph with a story. One day I was in the grocery store and I recognized who you were. I called out your name while waving at the same time. You had your back turned to me. As you turned to face me, you knocked one small child over, you knocked over an old woman's shopping cart and you knocked over a fat old man on an electric scooter with that giant fucking shnoze. You look like you could smell a fart coming from a fish factory in China with that shnoze.
Sincerely and with love,
yungona
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