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Favorite ski quotes

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Sharkie14
Posts: 95 - Karma: 325
My friend completely fucked his shit up at the beginning of the season and I’m making him a little project. Throw me your favorite/funny ski quotes!


(I know there’s a thread somewhere I can’t find it)
Jun 28 2020 9:24PM
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little1337
Posts: 8282 - Karma: 48,673
"Skiing is not known in the wizarding world, as Ron Weasley thought strapping thin strips of wood to ones feet and sliding down a hill was very funny."
Jun 28 2020 10:09PM
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Mr.Lumpyjumbles
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,442
MY ANKLES ARE BROKE
Jun 28 2020 10:51PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
"Holy dude man"

- TJ Schiller
Jun 28 2020 10:53PM
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Thomasarivkin1
Posts: 193 - Karma: 535
What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?
Jun 29 2020 12:06AM
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gvski13
Posts: 200 - Karma: 895
Bruhh
Mr.LumpyjumblesMY ANKLES ARE BROKE
Jun 29 2020 12:49AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9431 - Karma: 69,215
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

**This post was edited on Jun 29th 2020 at 1:12:55am
Jun 29 2020 1:02AM
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Paul.
Posts: 1619 - Karma: 11,207
“Skis huh? Great. They yours? Both of them?“ - Harry Dunne
Jun 29 2020 1:43AM
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Sharkie14
Posts: 95 - Karma: 325
This will be the caption of him in the patrol sled, thank you!
Mr.LumpyjumblesMY ANKLES ARE BROKE
Jun 29 2020 2:08AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
"Skiing is just standing, but fast"
Jun 29 2020 11:02AM
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Michigan_Sucks
Posts: 504 - Karma: 7,244
I can stick uphill ice on my saucer
Jun 29 2020 11:40AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6949 - Karma: 25,109
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/213711/Faunt-got-bigger-


Jun 29 2020 11:45AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2463 - Karma: 29,515
Skiing pows fucking easy- our lord and savior, Steve Stepp
Jun 29 2020 2:28PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350
"I'm hurtin' for a squirtin' " - the Fagans
Jun 29 2020 2:35PM
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Arthur74170
Posts: 60 - Karma: 229
BigPurpleSkiSuit"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

**This post was edited on Jun 29th 2020 at 1:12:55am


Who said it?
Jun 29 2020 5:26PM
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sindreplassen
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10,717
"skiing? I'd rather go to Iraq then go fucking skiing"
brogan

**This post was edited on Jun 29th 2020 at 5:32:16pm
Jun 29 2020 5:31PM
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Sharkie14
Posts: 95 - Karma: 325
Ok so I’m watching the It’s Always Sunny episode where they go skiing and there are some real gems.
Jun 29 2020 9:57PM
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rojo.grande
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 12,285
"it may not be possible, but its definetly rossable" - LJ
Jun 29 2020 10:05PM
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OCoffey
Posts: 648 - Karma: 3,698
“Ski the snow on the ground, not the date on the calendar”
Jun 29 2020 11:04PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2722 - Karma: 12,475
"you don't wanna be a boner when you land" -LJ Strenio
Jun 30 2020 12:45AM
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
I did a frontswap is that chill!!?? - Keegan kilbride
Jun 30 2020 12:05PM
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Ralphamus
Posts: 54 - Karma: 490
You speak English?

Nyea

oh Nyea?

Nyea.

-Charles Garnier
Jun 30 2020 4:50PM
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3mania
Posts: 2621 - Karma: 10,451
It's not that you can't ski moguls. It's that you can't ski and the moguls are pointing that out.
Jun 30 2020 4:58PM
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PoachedGnar
Posts: 26 - Karma: 810
I can stomp uphill ice
Jul 1 2020 11:56PM
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 923 - Karma: 10,434
Any day on the mountain is what I like to call a sore dick day... you just can’t beat it
Jul 2 2020 12:09AM
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PaulBieterman
Posts: 13 - Karma: 15
“People weren’t made to fly, that’s why we make kickers.”
Jul 4 2020 12:59AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3142 - Karma: 14,248
This ain't no rail jams, this ain't ROLLERBLADING
Jul 5 2020 12:18PM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 8,860
My signature
Jul 5 2020 5:44PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,192
its mountain dew baby
Jul 6 2020 5:31PM
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lifeoskiergirl
Posts: 2 - Karma: 11
Drink Butter
Jan 25 2021 1:56PM
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GreenMonster
Posts: 25 - Karma: 156
Thomasarivkin1What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe3HBqFhTU&t=539s
Jan 25 2021 2:10PM
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