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If you could be a pro skier who would you be?

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Butter4dayz
Posts: 126 - Karma: 567
I'd prolly choose Henrik Harlaut,
5 years ago
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,271
Tim Durstchi 100%!! That man has a MASSIVE COCK
5 years ago
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jl4w
Posts: 122 - Karma: 879
Is Nate Shredz considered pro?
5 years ago
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JmckR
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 6,144
Gus Kenworthy
5 years ago
8 7
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theabortionator
Posts: 52636 - Karma: 174,776
Gucciman7
5 years ago
11 1
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eheeth
Posts: 459 - Karma: 2,530
call me a wanker, but you'd be an idiot to not choose jon olsen...
5 years ago
19 4
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HuumeHippi
Posts: 200 - Karma: 717
Andy Parry
5 years ago
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clindblomskier
Posts: 686 - Karma: 5,141
Siver voll so I could have mad east coast rail game
5 years ago
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
Sean Jordan
5 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6487 - Karma: 66,481
Johnny Mosley so I could make it snow in San Fran
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9623 - Karma: 71,576
Candide. If I could ski like that for one day I'd be happy for the rest of my life
5 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 50,435
I'd be Ian Compton he seems so happy
5 years ago
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,056
Jon Olsson
5 years ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27,164
Shane McConkey SIP
5 years ago
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12028 - Karma: 9,580
Glen plake. Dude is king of stoke
5 years ago
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leprechaunsissy
Posts: 645 - Karma: 239
Rory Silva
5 years ago
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Kyguyy
Posts: 612 - Karma: 6,539
Siver so I can stylishly stomp impossible rails with ease
Butter4dayzI'd prolly choose Henrik Harlaut,
5 years ago
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dwt802
Posts: 3381 - Karma: 33,294
Jake Carney hands down
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9746 - Karma: 65,813
little1337I'd be Ian Compton he seems so happy


one of the nicest people ive ever met haha
5 years ago
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rubberpantaloons
Posts: 506 - Karma: 3,102
dwt802Jake Carney hands down

Only correct answer
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9746 - Karma: 65,813
i might switch with mikaela shiffrin, that's the only one i'd consider though
5 years ago
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 452 - Karma: 1,095
tom wallisch
5 years ago
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Grimesg
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,014
Bobby brown.
5 years ago
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illski
Posts: 7 - Karma: 104
Definitely Elizabeth Swaney.
5 years ago
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Finito
Posts: 88 - Karma: 340
Sammy Carlson
5 years ago
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
Why the fuck hasn’t Jossi Wells been said 3 times already

I’m literally naming my firstborn after that guy
5 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7547 - Karma: 67,073
Andreas Håtveit so I could ski between my house whenever I wanted. He’s getting his little guy on rails now too.
5 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5334 - Karma: 55,440
SofaKingSicki might switch with mikaela shiffrin, that's the only one i'd consider though

it's all about that pasta sponsorship
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9746 - Karma: 65,813
pinkcamo1000it's all about that pasta sponsorship


good rule of thumb is, if you have a pasta sponsor and your job has nothing to do with pasta, you're doing well
5 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7547 - Karma: 67,073
A good rule of thumb is if you have a pasta sponsor And you’re not fat - you’re doing well.
SofaKingSickgood rule of thumb is, if you have a pasta sponsor and your job has nothing to do with pasta, you're doing well
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9623 - Karma: 71,576
You wanker
eheethcall me a wanker, but you'd be an idiot to not choose jon olsen...
5 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,410
A-Hall for sure(I’m 16 btw so don’t judge for not picking wallisch or dumont)
5 years ago
10 2
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sindreplassen
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 10,765
Shea Flynn or Jon brogan
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38162 - Karma: 130,519
Hoji....so much ski IQ its insane. Guys a machine.
5 years ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3177 - Karma: 14,535
Mango because he is a fucking LEGEND
5 years ago
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Alexhaha
Posts: 26 - Karma: 123
eheethcall me a wanker, but you'd be an idiot to not choose jon olsen...

The james bond of action sports
5 years ago
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Str8Chedda
Posts: 163 - Karma: 1,252
delorme
5 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,572
Sammy Carlson or Thall
5 years ago
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