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Help me pick out a new bong!!!!

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MiIfHunter
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What’s up stoners, weed enthusiasts, and douchebags!!!!

i gotta lot of money to blow and I wanna buy a new bong to smoke my pot out of

so I need YOUR help with finding me a good apparatus to consume my weeed

HELP YOUR FELLOW STONER!!
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JAHBRADOR
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I usually just put weed on my butthole, light it and inhale real hard. Waaaay danker of a stone and fuckin lit when your insides get fuckin smoked out hella fuckin dope in ma intestines whoa buddy I’m tellin ya.
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MiIfHunter
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Ok so are you using your asshole as a “bowl”? I am fascinated
JAHBRADORI usually just put weed on my butthole, light it and inhale real hard. Waaaay danker of a stone and fuckin lit when your insides get fuckin smoked out hella fuckin dope in ma intestines whoa buddy I’m tellin ya.
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JAHBRADOR
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MiIfHunterOk so are you using your asshole as a “bowl”? I am fascinated


Yes just fuckin fourfuckintwenty that shit right up in there sometimes like 3-4 NUGz
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MiIfHunter
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I’m more interested in buying a beaker shaped bong I think
JAHBRADORYes just fuckin fourfuckintwenty that shit right up in there sometimes like 3-4 NUGz
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Young_patty
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Srry OP I only smoke foilies like a real man
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JAHpow
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DILDO BONG





THERE, I SAID IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA shoot me now
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JAHBRADOR
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MiIfHunterI’m more interested in buying a beaker shaped bong I think


Ahmet Dadali swears by this rig maximum stonage fuckn yeah blase mon


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MiIfHunter
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I’m looking to get a beaker shaped bong
5 years ago
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.FRY.
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Spend every cent you have on a bong. No regerts.
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Mixy
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just use an aluminum can
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MiIfHunter
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That’s what I use rn
little1337just use an aluminum can
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MiIfHunter
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HEEEEEEEELP ME!!!!!!
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SuspiciousFish
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MiIfHunterI’m looking to get a beaker shaped bong


Definitely get a beaker shape. They dont hit quite as smoothly as a narrow base but its much harder to tip them over. My buddy back in college had a ROAR with a narrow base and we were always super paranoid someone was going to knock it over. Once he left it in my room for a week and I kept telling him I didnt want it anymore and to pick it up. Well, one day I was cleaning my desk and knocked it over, I snagged it right as it hit the desk and it put a hairline fracture on the tube stem. He wasnt thrilled about it but he kinda knew it was his fault because I straight up told him I didnt want the liability of having it.
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jl4w
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This is what we use in australia
All u need is a bottle, pipe and tinfoil
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DYCO
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thickassglass.com best for the price
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HypeBeast
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If you got so much money, why not buy a nice percolator?
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HypeBeast
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If money is no object and you want a beaker style bong:

[URL]https://empiresmokes.com/products/celtic-conversion-rig-se[/URL]t

https://grav.com/products/16-grav-beaker-clear



Idk why but I find this bubbler so fucking cool: https://grav.com/products/grav-milk-carton
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MiIfHunter
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Turd__AuthorityIf money is no object and you want a beaker style bong:

[URL]https://empiresmokes.com/products/celtic-conversion-rig-se[/URL]t

https://grav.com/products/16-grav-beaker-clear



Idk why but I find this bubbler so fucking cool: https://grav.com/products/grav-milk-carton


i really like that one but it is sold out? and it is in my price point. i am looking to spend between 100-200 dollars for a good quality bong

i like the style a lot. i just want a simple basic beaker style bong nothing too fancy, but id like to have some size on it maybe 1-2 feet ish. i like that length, it's sexy. i am a size queen when it comes to bongs, the bigger the better imo.

i think this one is very sexy


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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunteri really like that one but it is sold out? and it is in my price point. i am looking to spend between 100-200 dollars for a good quality bong

i like the style a lot. i just want a simple basic beaker style bong nothing too fancy, but id like to have some size on it maybe 1-2 feet ish. i like that length, it's sexy. i am a size queen when it comes to bongs, the bigger the better imo.

i think this one is very sexy



I think this is the same thing as the sold out just with black top
https://www.ebay.com/itm/283713764265
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.nasty
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get me an avocado, a snorkel, and a roll of duct tape.
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littleman34
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one thing to take into account: the bowl

Personally i like the martini bowls much more

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MiIfHunter
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What is unique and or good about that bowl style?
littleman34one thing to take into account: the bowl

Personally i like the martini bowls much more

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littleman34
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MiIfHunterWhat is unique and or good about that bowl style?


i just like em because your bowls pull real nice
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HypeBeast
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.nastyget me an avocado, a snorkel, and a roll of duct tape.


https://www.ebay.com/itm/253791229876
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.nasty
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Turd__Authorityhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/253791229876


I was quoting half baked but sure as shit that's a cool piece!
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HypeBeast
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.nastyI was quoting half baked but sure as shit that's a cool piece!


All their glassware is super cool but super expensive and your post made me remember they had avocadoware.
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Mixy
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Just use your nostril
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Young_patty
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jl4wThis is what we use in australia
All u need is a bottle, pipe and tinfoil


Smh, Tinfoil. No wonder Australians are so sped
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MiIfHunter
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I ain’t gonna front. I used to make bongs ba m in the day with aluminium foil and Gatorade bottles
Young_pattySmh, Tinfoil. No wonder Australians are so sped
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elcheapo
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Easy to clean is advisable, straight glass tube none of this glittery triple chamber octopus bullshit simple as a pimple
5 years ago
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freestyler540
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I love the single stage perculator type. Any more than you gotta clean it after every use. The sound is quite nice to hear while your toking.
Make sure to get the ash catcher too.
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Jezza
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Check out Vitae Glass. Modular bongs that are super high quality and dope af
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Abomber22
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Hope he got his bong
3 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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The mods should rerecruit Milfy to come back.

I doubt he can be reached on whatever email is on that account though hes had so many. Fucking power trip assholes banning this dude for no reason.
3 years ago
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Rparr
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PeppermillRenoThe mods should rerecruit Milfy to come back.

I doubt he can be reached on whatever email is on that account though hes had so many. Fucking power trip assholes banning this dude for no reason.

I don't think he was banned recently, he just kinda dropped off the face of the earth:


I talked to him semi regularly, I hope he is alright. He's a good lad
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Abomber22Hope he got his bong

Why?
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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Trumpkin2024Why?

why not
3 years ago
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yungona
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Fucker left after I got banned. I don’t blame em. Plenty of ppl would leave too.
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