Replying to Should spazzes be bitch slapped?

The other day my friend begged me to try my electric skateboard, so i said to him “ok ill let you try it, but you have to promise if you lose your balance and fall off you arent going to spazz out and hold down the throttle” and hes like “dude trust me”

and...

he loses his balance, spazzes out and guns the throttle, launching the board into the curb. He put a dent and a small chip in the front of my brand new board. Then he had the nerve to say “dude you would have eventually fallen yourself and put damage on it anyways”.

like really? You just lowered the resale value of my board by like 200$ and you have the gall to say it doesnt matter? I know how to fucking skateboard on a regular skateboard pretty well, and an electric longboard is 10 times easier than a skateboard, so id be shocked if i ever ate shit and if i did i wouldnt choke on a 35 inch cock and hold the throttle down like an idiot.

i was able to use 2p-10 medium (krazy glue) to close the small chip back shut.

but i still feel like being a spazz is one of the most degenerate things you can be.