Replying to Yet another car thread

Sigh....

Saw a few threads recently and everyone has different opinions with some similarities.

If you could choose one old (not new) passenger vehicle to be your badass snow transport device, what would it be?

I'm not talking about throwing out Subaru or Volvo or whatever the fuck you drive or wish you drove. I'm talking what is the Holy Grail, do it all, one car quiver for ski transportation that will always get you there no matter what.

Bonus points if you can sleep in it.