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what make of condoms?? (trojen durex etc...)

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DunDunDun
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aight so i am thinking about getting a 'stock' of condoms. like as in 25 to 40. but i dont really know what make. like trojen lifestyles durex etc. so my question is, what do you guys prefer and why? same with girls. and like studded or ribbed? like elaborate on your decisions please. :P


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Feb 26 2005 1:45AM
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TwinTipWonder
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If its gonna be with one slut, then just get her on the pizill.
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Feb 26 2005 1:49AM
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Anathema
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i just use saran rap and an elastic band.
payce.

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Feb 26 2005 2:30AM
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$tezzyStu
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^ yay, lol, if your really asking this question you don't deserve sex
Feb 26 2005 2:45AM
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alpinecowboy84
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trojan 'very sensitive' are fucking amazing, at least as far as condoms go. i wont use anything else.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
Feb 26 2005 5:51AM
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davidh
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trojan condoms: a brand that can actually afford condoms.

do us all a favor
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Feb 26 2005 6:38AM
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davidh
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fuck I fucked it up

Trojan: a brand that can actually afford advertising.
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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
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Feb 26 2005 6:39AM
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Munga
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just blow in her than slag on the belly
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 26 2005 6:51AM
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skodeo7
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durex has commercials as well
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Feb 26 2005 2:37PM
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freeze_and_burn
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i vote torjan, or get the chick on the pill then u dont need condoms.
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Feb 26 2005 2:39PM
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petek
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Anal needs no birth control.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 26 2005 2:46PM
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P-JO
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ONOMATOPOEIA!
Feb 26 2005 3:07PM
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Forum*
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^wtf
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Feb 26 2005 3:53PM
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hucker22
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i have trojans, there suppose to be warm sensation, but i dont feel it
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Feb 26 2005 5:55PM
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freeskinow
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cant get pregnant in the butt





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Feb 26 2005 5:58PM
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SteezePatrol
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yeah but then the shitty cum drips down into the disgusting sluts cooch

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Feb 26 2005 6:01PM
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skiicanda1
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im on the pill, and only sleep with my boyfriend(who is also stdless)..so we dont use condoms
Feb 26 2005 6:49PM
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DrGonzo729
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and yo uget a chili dog







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I don't need no drugs to calm me
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Feb 26 2005 6:50PM
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Sharpy
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^yes, but does yuor boyfriend only sleep with you? chances are no

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Feb 26 2005 6:50PM
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petek
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when all else fails, there is the morning after pill for men...it changes our blood type.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 26 2005 6:52PM
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Munga
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smash her box
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 26 2005 8:22PM
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VTskier3
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a girl on my ice hockey team back in high school had sex with her boyfriend and they used saran wrap. she came up to me crying after a game and i had to rush her to planned parenthood to get on the morning after pill. rediculous...



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Feb 26 2005 8:30PM
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Munga
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wat a nob
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 26 2005 8:35PM
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sconniestyle
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hahah petek



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Feb 26 2005 9:00PM
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skiicanda1
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im for sure he only sleeps with me
Feb 26 2005 9:08PM
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french_fry
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Gravity sucks

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The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
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Feb 26 2005 11:21PM
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saucerboy84
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condoms suck for you and her. if she has been with dudes tell her to get tested and get on the pill.
Feb 26 2005 11:27PM
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bcjibs
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whats a condom for? and whats all this talk about sex, im male, get over it.
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Feb 27 2005 12:08AM
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jib.chick
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^have fun getting crabs and HIV then dying


Feb 27 2005 12:27AM
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bcjibs
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thanks babe
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'We could stop the melon trade. Then Kim Jong Il wouldn't be able to eat delicious melons and he would be furious,' said Ichita Yamamoto, a ruling party lawmaker. 'He would ask, 'Where are my melons?''
Feb 27 2005 12:28AM
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Munga
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give them to every one so then i dont have to worry bout geting them
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 27 2005 1:38AM
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cobalt
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this is what french fry posted, except here you can see it:


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Feb 27 2005 8:12AM
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skiierman
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As of right now since I don't have lubrication of sorts, I have to use a condom. Without it, it just wouldn't... errr how should I say this... work out I guess. Go with Trojan.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Feb 27 2005 9:51AM
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InfernoHits
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Magnum! hahahha
Feb 27 2005 10:33AM
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MADr.
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the only condom ive ever broken was a trojan, belive me, its scarier than it sounds.

plus theyr really thick and make your dick look and feel like plastic.

go with okamoto- crown condoms are the best.
plus, its what the pros use
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Feb 27 2005 12:56PM
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J.D.
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''when all else fails, there is the morning after pill for men...it changes our blood type.''

Post of the year award... except you probably stole that. Whatever, I still laughed. Gold.

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Feb 27 2005 2:33PM
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Jackpot
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I've broken both durex and trojan, but i stick with trojan because in my opinion it provides the superior sex item.


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Feb 27 2005 2:51PM
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skogenjake
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this kid in my state was on the news. he got this girl pregnant and then they together decided to force and abortion. so this girl prepped herself all up and stood there, while the guy smacked her in the stomache/uterus area with his fucking baseball bat. and then it became news. so
1. everyone knows you got this girl pregnant
2. everyone knows your a sick fuck
3. no parent will ever let you near a daughter for the bat wielding kid
4. no parent will ever let you near a son for the girl who masterminded it


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Feb 27 2005 3:50PM
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skiierman
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^ Or...
5. Everyone knows you have a good swing.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 27 2005 3:52PM
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freeze717
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^ haha
Feb 27 2005 4:21PM
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Lateralis
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hahaha 'im on the pill so we dont use condoms' just because your on the pill doesnt mean you wont get pregnant. i know some girls who got pregnant on the pill and they didnt even know. they thought they were just gaining weight but turns out they were a couple months pregnant. they were still getting their periods and had no symptoms of a being pregnant except for the gaining weight part



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Feb 27 2005 5:53PM
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nothanks
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hahahaha skierman ahahahahaha
and lat thats fucking awesome too


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Feb 27 2005 6:23PM
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TwinTipWonder
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Laterails, thats impossible man! You cant get your period once youre pregnant. Thats exactly what a period is... gets rid of the unfertilized egg.
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Feb 27 2005 8:45PM
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Ski-hobo
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Hillary like Trojan



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Feb 27 2005 8:46PM
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Ski-hobo
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lets try this again



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Feb 27 2005 8:49PM
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french_fry
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^Nice, but I'm not sure if its real or just someone that photoshopped this in the purse.

Gravity sucks

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Feb 27 2005 9:25PM
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p-lin101
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i cant decide whether that looks photoshopped or not...chances are it is because wouldnt it be lying down not straight up on the side of the bag


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Feb 27 2005 9:46PM
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skiicanda1
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Laterails youre retarded! the point of the pill is not to get pregent, and how the hell could you be pregent if you were still getting your period? did you just never go to health or never have any common sense. the pill is 98% effective with out anyother methods of conterception/prevention, tells you that right on the package.
Feb 27 2005 10:50PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
what would be the point of the pill if you could still get knocked up?
Feb 27 2005 10:51PM
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skiierman
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I didn't know they made those in extra small! No wonder Aaron Carter has such a smile on his face.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 27 2005 10:54PM
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AustinRoss
Posts: 134 - Karma: 584
Everytime I've used a Trojan I've broke it.
All I use now is Durex (never tried any other brands). I like 'sensi thin', 'love' and 'extra strength.'
Trojan sucks, that's why hospitals give out Durex instead...
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Feb 28 2005 12:08AM
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