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Jpurd
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"If I were you, I would"
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JAHpow
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If I were you, I would have not made this thread.
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SofaKingSick
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JAHpowIf I were you, I would have not made this thread.


hmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him
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little1337
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SofaKingSickhmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him


The cycle continues
5 years ago
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oldmanski
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Just down the road. When really its 20 miles
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CatdickBojangles
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"Don't feed the Raccoons pre-workout and meth"
5 years ago
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No.Quarter
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"well yea, but..."
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JAHpow
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SofaKingSickhmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him


pls don't play your jedi mind tricks with me, I haven't drank any coffee today
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CalumSKI
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don't talk to me until I've had my coffee


could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stop

**This post was edited on May 16th 2020 at 12:27:34am
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JAHpow
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CalumSKIdon't talk to me until I've had my coffee


could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stfu


Well this is awkward
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CalumSKI
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JAHpowWell this is awkward


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r00kie
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No offense but, *something critical of you*
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dolanslebensraum
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I hate when ppl say “minute” to mean a long time.

like “yo bro i havent seen you in a minute!”

i cant stand that shit.
5 years ago
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little1337
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**This post was edited on May 15th 2020 at 8:24:52pm
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arnie_grape
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there are 2 types of people who tell you "If I were you, I would/wouldn't"

if that person is constantly giving advice, it's probably shitty advice

but if they aren't, it could be a powerful suggestion and a valuable piece of advice.
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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SIR, this is the women's restroom
5 years ago
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.FRY.
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Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea
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arnie_grape
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.FRY.Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea


im lost

are there fish in the sea or??
5 years ago
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49566738265
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GORILLAWALLACEim lost

are there fish in the sea or??


"______, for me, means...."

"As a ______, insert irrelevant opinion based on stated non-qualification."
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"put my kid down please"
5 years ago
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Jpurd
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TRVP_ANGEL"put my kid down please"

Gold
5 years ago
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All times are Eastern (-4); Currently it's 9:05PM