Why?? Because I can't. Thats why.
Article 1:
Buy a cheap walmart mtn bike and kit it out with high end parts(Fox, sram, dropper post ect.)
MUST look dope as shit when done.
Article 2:
Buy an old Crown Vic police cruiser and make it dope. These things are fucking bomb proof so obviously its meant as a desert buggy. It must be lifted and have an absurd paint job.
Article 3:
If you can't find a crown vic on craigslist, a crown vic engine is around 900 on ebay. Soo slap that shit in whatever you want because that is one beast of an engine.
Article 4:
This one is a reach but if someone can do this that would be sick. Buy a warehouse in your local industrial district and turn it into a ghetto woodward.