The Purpose of a Lamborghini

So I stumbled upon an opportunity to whip a lambo in Miami for a few days. I saw some toolbag in a vice special talk about how he made 5k a day renting luxury exotics. He was like 25, white guy, shit load of tattoos and sounded like a dumbass.

Ok now on year later I realize I didn't listen to a fucking word this guy said. Alright, so what he was doing was renting luxury cars to fuckers who pay in cash + deposit but can't get insurance. (DUI, felony, under 25, etc.)

So a bunch of these MLM Forex tools show up visiting from new York wanting to rent a lambo. Their all under 25, can't rent a car legally and are bummed they can't get a lambo. Now I'm a classic rolls kind of guy. But a friend had told me he found some desperate asshole who financed a lambo and couldn't make the payments because corona fucked him with a curtain rod. So for a measly $400 + $1500 deposit - these guys got their lambo, and I got a pretty solid couple days to joy ride.

But the true purpose of this car isn't to pick up bitches, or go fast, or impress people... The purpose of a fucking Lamborghini is to put it in park and just sit and rev the engine in every attempt to blow people's eardrums out. Also, a lot of plastic in the build, and manufacturing tolerances like buttons wiggling and the cupholder sucking ass. But yeah, just rev that fucking shit.