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What is the weirdest shit you've done for money?

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Jpurd
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I had a team standup this morning and this was the topic of discussion. Some weird shit came up... for a professional work enviornment. Transparently, I'm boring and don't have any crazy stories.

Anyway's what's the weirdest shit you've done for money?
May 8 2020 10:49AM
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little1337
Posts: 8282 - Karma: 48,673
Anything you want me to do OP
May 8 2020 10:50AM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
I stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks
May 8 2020 11:27AM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
little1337Anything you want me to do OP


Anything you say?
May 8 2020 12:41PM
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JmckR
Posts: 1302 - Karma: 5,839
I do moose stuff
May 8 2020 1:29PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3373 - Karma: 24,547
Skated through Govy Camp naked back in the summer of 2001 for 5 bucks
May 8 2020 2:13PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 727 - Karma: 8,131
Dragged a dead seal off the beach by its dick for 13.50 an hour
May 8 2020 3:06PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,863
given my soul to a corporation
May 8 2020 3:28PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Sold my old shoes to someone with a kink for smelling stinky shoes

He def jacked off in my shoes but its all good I got paid
May 8 2020 4:15PM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,765
Ate a 5 year old onion from the school science lab in 7th grade for 5 bucks. I don't recommend it.
May 8 2020 4:35PM
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theabortionator
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Bened_notnilI stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks


I feel ya. I chugged a bottle of wine in 3 s3conds for a bet and the pos never paid me because he didn't think Id actually do it.

People who make bets and don't pay up can get fucked.

As far as jobs I don't think Ive done anything that absurdly weird.
May 8 2020 5:05PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 72,578
Got married lmao
May 8 2020 5:06PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Punched someone in the club for 50
shaved both my eyebrows off for 15
May 8 2020 5:30PM
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