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Sharks are awesome!

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WoFIowz
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Not actual sharks. Fuck sharks. They're scary af.

I'm talking about the vacuums. Just got a Shark and man it beats the hell out of any other vacuum I've ever had. The thing is like a transformer it's got so many gizmos and it cleans really really well too.
Apr 30 2020 9:58PM
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little1337
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"Mom said it's my turn to play xbox"
Apr 30 2020 10:08PM
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JAHpow
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+1 for sharks 🦈
Way better than Dyson imo
Apr 30 2020 10:17PM
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PsychicMigration
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Actual sharks aren't scary and your more likely to get killed by a refrigerator.
Apr 30 2020 10:23PM
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elcheapo
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Shark vacumes suck
May 1 2020 2:04AM
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OregonDead
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I like my Dyson. Also actual sharks are awesome OP wtf is wrong with you. it’s 2021, no need to keep perpetuating the myth that sharks are scary when they are beneficial creatures and mostly harmless
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Jan 22 2021 4:14PM
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WoFIowz
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OregonDeadI like my Dyson. Also actual sharks are awesome OP wtf is wrong with you. it’s 2021, no need to keep perpetuating the myth that sharks are scary when they are beneficial creatures and mostly harmless
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Nah sharks ain't bad. Just great whites. They're dicks
Jan 22 2021 4:27PM
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hdubs
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Rotten_TrumpkinsNah sharks ain't bad. Just great whites. They're dicks

Nope great whites are tight as fuck. Bull sharks are the assholes and they can go into fresh water
Jan 22 2021 4:57PM
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Sdot.
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If there was a slice of what looked like your favorite pizza in your house, would you not try to take a bite? Because that's basically what it's like for a shark when it sees a human swimming in the ocean. The reason people survive shark attacks is because the sharks realize that what they bit wasn't food... soooooo anyway. Sharks aren't dicks. Sharks are amazing creatures. Humans are dicks for slaughtering sharks by the hundreds of millions.

The vacuums are pretty okay, too.
Jan 22 2021 5:15PM
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WoFIowz
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Sdot.If there was a slice of what looked like your favorite pizza in your house, would you not try to take a bite? Because that's basically what it's like for a shark when it sees a human swimming in the ocean. The reason people survive shark attacks is because the sharks realize that what they bit wasn't food... soooooo anyway. Sharks aren't dicks. Sharks are amazing creatures. Humans are dicks for slaughtering sharks by the hundreds of millions.

The vacuums are pretty okay, too.


Nah we are the supreme species
Jan 22 2021 8:24PM
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Casey
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Poor mans Dyson
Jan 22 2021 10:54PM
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WoFIowz
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CaseyPoor mans Dyson

Imma fight you.
Jan 22 2021 11:07PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Dysons are good but they are overpriced.

if you want a really good vacuum get one of these and cover every nook and cranny in your house


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Thegenericskier
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Sharks really are wonderful swimmers
Jan 25 2021 11:44AM
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