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Corona ain got shit

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Martin.th
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Not to flex too hard but ski resorts here have started to open up again
Apr 15 2020 4:56PM
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little1337
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That's cool, I'm still not going
Apr 15 2020 4:59PM
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Potamkin
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Thats badass. I'm glad some countries are realistic! US should be opening back up in May. If I can catch a day before all the snow is gone I am there....
Apr 15 2020 5:32PM
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weastcoat
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What country you in my guy ?
Apr 15 2020 6:23PM
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Young_patty
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Lol ok, theres like 30 people in Norway and 1,000,000 reindeer- doesn't really surprise me.
Apr 15 2020 6:27PM
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Samp20
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FyckrNot to flex too hard but ski resorts here have started to open up again

Not to flex even harder but NZ's lockdown potentially finishes a week from now and season starts soon after, let's hope the next week of lockdown goes well.
Apr 15 2020 11:37PM
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Jpurd
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Shut. The. Hell. Up. You. Are. The. Problem.
FyckrNot to flex too hard but ski resorts here have started to open up again


PotamkinThats badass. I'm glad some countries are realistic! US should be opening back up in May. If I can catch a day before all the snow is gone I am there....
Apr 15 2020 11:59PM
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ASSholebomber22
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ski.loonShut. The. Hell. Up. You. Are. The. Problem.


When is he gonna not be the problem tho?
Apr 16 2020 12:11AM
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ahshit
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BiffbarfWhen is he gonna not be the problem tho?

When homies on a ventilator because he's been boofin fake cancer carties and his lungs can't handle it 🥴
Apr 16 2020 12:25AM
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Martin.th
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ski.loonShut. The. Hell. Up. You. Are. The. Problem.

Im sorry for living in a country where the goverment knows how to deal with a pandemic
Apr 16 2020 3:46AM
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ASSholebomber22
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FyckrIm sorry for living in a country where the goverment knows how to deal with a pandemic


Your country is the size of colorado and wyoming and has a population that wouldn't place in the top in the top 20 states in the US. Your gov couldn't handle a flyover state nonetheless a country like the US. Sit down boy.
Apr 16 2020 4:05AM
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hi_vis360
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OP - corona definitely has shit, it's killed thousands

Everyone hating on OP - I think some of you fellas need to realize that not everywhere is NYC right now. Everyone should be taking this seriously, but some places are being harder hit by the virus than others, and not everywhere will have bad outbreaks simultaneously. Look at the data from your own area and stop reading articles that only cover the worst of the worst scenarios.
Apr 16 2020 7:16AM
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eheath
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ahshitWhen homies on a ventilator because he's been boofin fake cancer carties and his lungs can't handle it 🥴


this isnt the first time ive seen "boofin" used as a term for smoking... Boofing means you put pills/drugs in ur ass dude.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 11:38:30am
Apr 16 2020 11:38AM
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Not_Good
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eheaththis isnt the first time ive seen "boofin" used as a term for smoking... Boofing means you put pills/drugs in ur ass dude.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 11:38:30am


One time when I was zooted off some mushies I sprayed a boofer full of lsd water all over some paper from the ceiling to make trip art. That's the only time I've ever actually used a real boofer. Don't have degenerate friends guys their super fun to hang with until their not and it's hard to be successful around that type of energy
Apr 16 2020 11:57AM
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patskis22
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pinkcamo1000OP - corona definitely has shit, it's killed thousands

Everyone hating on OP - I think some of you fellas need to realize that not everywhere is NYC right now. Everyone should be taking this seriously, but some places are being harder hit by the virus than others, and not everywhere will have bad outbreaks simultaneously. Look at the data from your own area and stop reading articles that only cover the worst of the worst scenarios.


You think Ricky and the boys up in Nova Scotia even know what Caron is?
Apr 16 2020 12:01PM
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hi_vis360
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patskis22You think Ricky and the boys up in Nova Scotia even know what Caron is?


lol what does tpb have to do with any of this
Apr 16 2020 12:06PM
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sindreplassen
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FyckrNot to flex too hard but ski resorts here have started to open up again


ya one did
Apr 16 2020 7:44PM
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chicken4dathotz
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If you're opening with "not to flex too hard", you can probably go ahead and cancel the rest of that sentence there big dawg. Additionally, norske skiløpere knuller definitivt
Apr 16 2020 9:25PM
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shin-bang
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eheaththis isnt the first time ive seen "boofin" used as a term for smoking... Boofing means you put pills/drugs in ur ass dude.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 11:38:30am


eheath comin in clutch with that urban dictionary
Apr 16 2020 11:21PM
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steeze_louise
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pinkcamo1000lol what does tpb have to do with any of this


everything
Apr 16 2020 11:27PM
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hi_vis360
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I_Bohrmanneverything

haha good shit bud
Apr 17 2020 6:00AM
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JAHBRADOR
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FyckrIm sorry for living in a country where the goverment knows how to deal with a pandemic

Unfortunately, I think this means it’s just the end of round 1. It would only take a few people to travel to Norway/NZ with C-19 to fuck shit up again. Unless you are going to keep your borders closed, I know where I would be trying to get to if my country is still in lockdown but yours isn’t.
Apr 17 2020 1:53PM
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Young_patty
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eheaththis isnt the first time ive seen "boofin" used as a term for smoking... Boofing means you put pills/drugs in ur ass dude.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 11:38:30am


ya'll got weird slang down in mormon town- boofin also means smoke down / getting high / used to say your weed is shit.

doesn't surprise me SLC turned it into something to do with sticking shit up your butt tho tbh, mormons do be loving anal.
Apr 17 2020 2:14PM
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eheath
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Young_pattyya'll got weird slang down in mormon town- boofin also means smoke down / getting high / used to say your weed is shit.

doesn't surprise me SLC turned it into something to do with sticking shit up your butt tho tbh, mormons do be loving anal.


As much as I don't care if you talk shit on mormons, I'm not from utah nor did I get that slang term from utah, I heard it from some east coast friends, and im pretty sure i had heard of it online before that, boofing has meant putting drugs in your ass since you were in diapers.
Apr 17 2020 2:24PM
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Young_patty
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eheathAs much as I don't care if you talk shit on mormons, I'm not from utah nor did I get that slang term from utah, I heard it from some east coast friends, and im pretty sure i had heard of it online before that, boofing has meant putting drugs in your ass since you were in diapers.


lol, your east coast friends sound retarded- whatever tho. Imma just accept its a regional thing and go about my day.

Since you like putting pills up your butt so much.
Apr 17 2020 2:46PM
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backyardcracker
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BiffbarfYour country is the size of colorado and wyoming and has a population that wouldn't place in the top in the top 20 states in the US. Your gov couldn't handle a flyover state nonetheless a country like the US. Sit down boy.


second.
Apr 17 2020 3:15PM
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JAHBRADOR
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There is a $$ thread from a while back ‘I boofed 2 pots and now I’m gay’ or something along those lines. +k+vibes for whoever finds it.
Apr 17 2020 3:16PM
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black
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Young_pattylol, your east coast friends sound retarded- whatever tho. Imma just accept its a regional thing and go about my day.

Since you like putting pills up your butt so much.

I'm sorry bro but you're the only one sounding retarded (and homophobic and ignorant to Utah)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boofing
Apr 17 2020 3:20PM
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Young_patty
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blackI'm sorry bro but you're the only one sounding retarded (and homophobic and ignorant to Utah)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boofing


Homophobic AND ignorant to Utah? could you elaborate?
Apr 17 2020 3:25PM
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Martin.th
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BiffbarfYour country is the size of colorado and wyoming and has a population that wouldn't place in the top in the top 20 states in the US. Your gov couldn't handle a flyover state nonetheless a country like the US. Sit down boy.


That may be true. But i can ski and you can’t soo
Apr 17 2020 3:29PM
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black
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Young_pattyya'll got weird slang down in mormon town-

doesn't surprise me SLC turned it into something to do with sticking shit up your butt tho tbh, mormons do be loving anal.

^
Young_pattyHomophobic AND ignorant to Utah? could you elaborate?

do you have amnesia?
Apr 17 2020 3:57PM
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Young_patty
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black^

do you have amnesia?


lol dawg, mormons love anal cause pre-marital sex is a sin.

Not that you'd know apparently
Apr 17 2020 4:05PM
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danbrown
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boofing has meant ingesting drugs/alcohol rectally for as long as i can remember. i've never heard it in reference to anything but that.
Apr 17 2020 4:06PM
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Lemuel
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Young_pattylol, your east coast friends sound retarded- whatever tho. Imma just accept its a regional thing and go about my day.

Since you like putting pills up your butt so much.


You are an idiot.
Apr 17 2020 4:07PM
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Young_patty
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LemuelYou are an idiot.


If you say so- didn't realize this many mormons hungout on NS- or that so many of ya'll cared
Apr 17 2020 6:44PM
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galardogod
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That’s sick, I’m hoping they blow it open soon here in the states, but I’m not sure it’s gonna happen and when it does the results will be absolutely devastating. That being said I’m trying to get turns . I’m planning to take advantage of the cheap flights and get some summer shred in at timberline if they open.
Apr 17 2020 7:22PM
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Skibumsmith
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Get ready for a second wave! It's coming. As soon as we start to open things up again. I guarantee it.
Apr 17 2020 7:50PM
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black
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galardogodI’m planning to take advantage of the cheap flights and get some summer shred in at timberline if they open.

if you look at the information thats out there I wouldn't plan for shit when it comes to Timberline, prospects are not looking good for a re-opening
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/04/timberline-lodge-lays-off-471-people-amid-coronavirus-pandemic.html
Apr 17 2020 9:01PM
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galardogod
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blackif you look at the information thats out there I wouldn't plan for shit when it comes to Timberline, prospects are not looking good for a re-opening
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/04/timberline-lodge-lays-off-471-people-amid-coronavirus-pandemic.html


Yeah I have been following it I’m not planning anything till I hear they are opening for sure. And even at that it’s no guarantee they stay open.
Apr 17 2020 9:18PM
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CalumSKI
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FyckrThat may be true. But i can ski and you can’t soo




Apr 17 2020 9:59PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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eheaththis isnt the first time ive seen "boofin" used as a term for smoking... Boofing means you put pills/drugs in ur ass dude.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 11:38:30am


Dude your a stayer you know that
Apr 17 2020 10:51PM
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BedBugDoug
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You lucky slut
Apr 18 2020 4:10AM
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f100prerunner
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FyckrIm sorry for living in a country where the goverment knows how to deal with a pandemic

Not sure why this is getting so downvoted lol even as a US citizen I’ll say our government was pretty negligent. Healthcare systems should be able to be relatively proportional across all nations...doesn’t really matter if we have more population.
Apr 18 2020 4:30AM
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theabortionator
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Got free coronas for taking some nice pices of some peeps on the beach for them
Apr 18 2020 4:32AM
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nosebutterpizza
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Young_pattyya'll got weird slang down in mormon town- boofin also means smoke down / getting high / used to say your weed is shit.

doesn't surprise me SLC turned it into something to do with sticking shit up your butt tho tbh, mormons do be loving anal.

Boof pack is weed:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boof%20pack

Lil Mosey - Boof Pack:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962291/Lil-Mosey--Boof-Pack---WSHH-Exclusive---Official-Music-Video-



Growing up on the east coast it USED to mean shitty weed but for some reason it means good weed now. Idk why or when that changed.

But "boofing" is definitely chugging beers up (down?) your asshole.

Congrats. You're both correct.

**This post was edited on Apr 18th 2020 at 12:49:02pm

**This post was edited on Apr 18th 2020 at 12:49:50pm
Apr 18 2020 12:48PM
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cyphers
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the noun "boof" and the verb "boof" have very different meanings. at least in my experience
Apr 20 2020 2:02AM
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ScootSkiLyfe
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Is the resort taking any kind of social distancing precautions? Just wondering if everything feels normal or if they’ve done some things different
Apr 20 2020 10:03PM
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3mania
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Fonna Glacier Ski Resort in Norway is opening May 1 with 40ft of base. No park because they're worried about people getting wrecked. One person per Tbar.
Apr 20 2020 10:48PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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little1337That's cool, I'm still not going


Lol
Apr 20 2020 10:57PM
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tri_photo
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Thank you Kanye, very cool
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