Epidemic

We have a simp epidemic that has/is spreading like wildfire. We as a community on ns encounter simps too often (online/offline), this needs to stop now. One of you needs to volunteer and Lead the fight against simping
The common symptoms of a simp are:
Neckbeard
No confidence
Decreased muscle mass
Obese
Has mum problems
Thinks all women are queens

If you are experiencing these symptoms you are a full blown simp and you must get help immediately.