alright fellas, now that all the 20-21 Vishnu’s have been unveiled, I now have to choose between which ones I want. Anybody have experience on both and can offer some insight? Most likely will be paired with Jeffrey 116
(all wides pictured below)
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DolanReloadedWhy are vishnus so popular on ns i read a ton of reviews and they sound not that great. What is so good about them?
SlunkyWell the full camber and race plates really make it easier to be sty in the park, and with the densest and heaviest construction around side jumping has never been easier
DolanReloaded
“YO BRO MAN DUDE BRO I GOT DEEZ VISHNUZ AND DEY BE WAY CHILL BRO MAN BRO. WE MEKEN SKIS FUR URBAN SKIING BCUZ URBAN REQUIRES SPEZIAL SPIRITUAL URBAN SKIS MADE FROM DA HEART AND SOUL MY BROTHA. OUR SKIS ARE CHILL BRO. WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHAT KIND OF SKI DO THEY WANT THEY SAY I WANT A SKI DATS CHILL. CHILL SKIS ARE WHAT ITS ALL ABOOT. IF A SKI ISNT CHILL, IT ISNT A BRO ZERTIFIED SKI. YOU NEED SKIS THAT ARE CHILL BRO. CHILL IS EVERYTHING.
CHILL LIKE GOD BRO. GO WITH GOD AND VISHNU AND YOU WILL BE CHILL FOREVER”
sparknotes: If genocide was Trend-Prostitution Vishnu would be founded by Adolf Hitler.
what a total crock of trendwhore garbage.
**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2020 at 10:03:42pm
animatorHoly shit no one wants to hear your nonsense anymore
DolanReloaded
“YO BRO MAN DUDE BRO I GOT DEEZ VISHNUZ AND DEY BE WAY CHILL BRO MAN BRO. WE MEKEN SKIS FUR URBAN SKIING BCUZ URBAN REQUIRES SPEZIAL SPIRITUAL URBAN SKIS MADE FROM DA HEART AND SOUL MY BROTHA. OUR SKIS ARE CHILL BRO. WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHAT KIND OF SKI DO THEY WANT THEY SAY I WANT A SKI DATS CHILL. CHILL SKIS ARE WHAT ITS ALL ABOOT. IF A SKI ISNT CHILL, IT ISNT A BRO ZERTIFIED SKI. YOU NEED SKIS THAT ARE CHILL BRO. CHILL IS EVERYTHING.
CHILL LIKE GOD BRO. GO WITH GOD AND VISHNU AND YOU WILL BE CHILL FOREVER”
sparknotes: If genocide was Trend-Prostitution Vishnu would be founded by Adolf Hitler.
what a total crock of trendwhore garbage.
**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2020 at 10:03:42pm
DolanReloadedIm sorry to murk the fuck out of vishnew skis but for this emmet guy to say the skis are “chill” and have a little bit of beef underfoot so they can hit jumps (as if that was all there was to it) makes me feel like kevin oleary on shark tank with a paerson trying to get me to invest 1 million dollars for 5% of her reusable condoms business.
it just truly irritates me when somebody thinks the customers are so stupid that you can say a ski is “chill” as if that has any meaning or relevance.
calling a ski chill is like calling a skateboard “discerning”
its fucking hilarious tbh
VISHNUMy name is spelled with two T’s and that guy from shark tank is a douche bag anyways
VISHNUI think if you rode our skis you would have to begrudgingly admit that they are light, maneuverable, and more stable and reliable at high speeds than you would have expected given their shape. That interview is from 2014 when I was very sick of answering the same questions over and over.
to answer the thread, the Jeffrey’s are definitely a big boy ski so the wide + may be a bit redundant UNLESS you tend to enjoy skis that skew to the stiffer burly side of the spectrum. Where the plus skis shine is specifically with backseat landings on jumps, (much easier to stand up and power through than the regular wets or wides) and at straight line speeds that you would probably be using your jeffs for anyways.
if your park days are filled with mostly rail skiing and some mellow jumping, get regular wides. If you are a cork 9 on the big jump kind of guy, get the plus.
DolanReloadedKevin Oleary? Hes actually pretty chill in my opinion.
he just cant stand bullshit and pretty much every shitclown entrepreneur who comes on shark tank trying to sell their bird brained bullshit like skateboards that are specifically made to ride on concrete rather than asphalt deserves to be torn apart by Kevin.
kevin oleary is just a messenger who relays the truth. He says pretty much exactly what i wish i could tell the jackass entrepreneurs on shark tank.
if you think he is unfair then youve got your head in the clouds as much as the jokers who come into shark tank trying to sell the dumbest shit.
**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2020 at 10:36:51pm
VISHNUYou have very strong opinions and maybe one day you will learn that not all of them have to be voiced
weastcoastDolan go find a hobby other than making a whole new thread every 12 minutes or posting bullshit on every single thread you find.
also absolutely shitting on popular things (usually popular for a good reason) doesn’t make you edgy or cool.
combatgoon17@VISHNU
sry for hijacking the thread but I was wondering if you tried directly shipping the skis from china to eu for eu customers, 20% import tax on top of the price kinda hurts (won't stop me from buying a third pair, just seems like a waste of money since I assume they're also getting taxed from china to the us)
lastly I want to add that I have pretty much no idea how taxes work internationally so if you already looked into it and it's not possible i guess that's just how it is
**This post was edited on Apr 8th 2020 at 8:38:50pm