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Skiing pickup lines?

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ViolentSkiBlade
Posts: 114 - Karma: 576
Drop em
Mar 30 2020 10:10PM
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SkiHillShiter
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,285
You like subway
Mar 30 2020 10:16PM
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Wsmyers
Posts: 42 - Karma: 266
Are you my ACL, because I plan to blow this whole season on you
maybe you could take this d for a spin sometime
Are you a rail because your looking extra greasy and I plan to slide you until the sun sets
all of these are from @memecork valentines ig post.
Mar 30 2020 10:29PM
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amccahill93
Posts: 221 - Karma: 1,936
When you get on the chair you gotta say
"Oh fuck I think you dropped something"
Let em freak out then say
"It must've been your standards, nice to meet ya"
Mar 30 2020 10:30PM
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ViolentSkiBlade
Posts: 114 - Karma: 576
WsmyersAre you my ACL, because I plan to blow this whole season on you
maybe you could take this d for a spin sometime
Are you a rail because your looking extra greasy and I plan to slide you until the sun sets
all of these are from @memecork valentines ig post.


lmaoo i thought i saw that on memecork
Mar 30 2020 10:31PM
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little1337
Posts: 8282 - Karma: 48,673
Lets have sex and ski
Mar 30 2020 10:59PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,752
I used to like full camber, but after sliding you I’m all rocker
Mar 30 2020 11:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51917 - Karma: 165,718
Wanna film me going through the xtra small park?

Wait that's what I say to my mom.
Mar 30 2020 11:26PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 72,578
They call me tomorrow's powday.

I promise 10" and deliver 3"
Mar 30 2020 11:56PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,100
Hey baby ill let you see my afterbang after banging in the hot tub.
Mar 31 2020 12:04AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
those skis yours? both of em? cool.
Mar 31 2020 5:35AM
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JmckR
Posts: 1302 - Karma: 5,839
I once saw Tom Wallisch you know
Mar 31 2020 6:34AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
Your like my edges.
When I start making progress you leave.
Mar 31 2020 10:34AM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,526
i ski double blacks
now show me bobs
Mar 31 2020 11:07AM
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