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Newschoolers Wedding : All are invited -- Titties, Open Bar, Recreational Controlled Substances

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RimJobber
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As many of you know @shelbskis and I met on Newschoolers and now we're in the process of getting married. Thanks to the help of all the wonderful people on here we would like to extend an invite to whoever wants to come and also have NSG choose the destination.
So where should we get married?

**This thread was edited on Mar 30th 2020 at 12:42:43am

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Mar 29 2020 11:35PM
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iFlip
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What's the budget? Are we talking $10k wedding or $300k wedding? If money is no object, rent out some small ski area for a weekend. Just you, your guests, and employees to keep the lifts running.

Oh, and congrats.
Mar 29 2020 11:49PM
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No.Quarter
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yall should get married in bozeman so I can come. I've always though you have had one of the best usernames on here. Also I want to go to a wedding so I can try to have a random wedding hookup and fuck in a tux like just with my dick hangin out the zippah ya know?
Mar 30 2020 12:03AM
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RimJobber
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@shelbskis what do you think?
Mar 30 2020 12:21AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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It's your wedding my dude! Put it where you want it! I'll give a speech, dance and bring liqour though! Congrats!
RimJobberAs many of you know @shelbskis and I met on Newschoolers and now we're in the process of getting married. Thanks to the help of all the wonderful people on here we would like to extend an invite to whoever wants to come and also have NSG choose the destination.
So where should we get married?
Mar 30 2020 12:24AM
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Young_patty
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Congrats- would be thrilled to attend a wedding with recreational controlled substances.
Mar 30 2020 3:16PM
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shelbskis
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RimJobber@shelbskis what do you think?

Who are you and why do you keep DMing me asking me for foot pics??
Mar 30 2020 3:59PM
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theabortionator
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I'll go just to drink and cause problems
Mar 30 2020 5:02PM
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little1337
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Congrats! I'll confess my love to the bride in the middle of the ceremony :)
Mar 30 2020 6:06PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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bride and groom have to be in tall tees
Mar 30 2020 9:00PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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What if we all went to a random staircase in a park, take Jamal rail for example but it has to have rails on both sides and you guys have to hit each side simultaneously in a wedding dress and tux

Actually idk
Mar 30 2020 9:10PM
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madness007
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Congratulations! Have a wonderful wedding and a happy marriage. I think better you decide where to get married, it's your wedding and you have to make it perfect because it's one of the most memorable and priceless moments of your life. At least, for me, it was so. We had a small wedding, in a restaurant on the beach. We invited only the closest friends and relatives, rented a sound gear and a friend helped to hire event lighting and we had a wonderful wedding. So, it's your choice where to celebrate this important event in your life.

**This post was edited on Apr 4th 2020 at 10:53:46am
Apr 1 2020 4:35PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Im on board with renting a ski hill. It would be like 36 hours of Keystone but NS members only. That sounds fun as shit actually.
Apr 1 2020 4:47PM
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oldmanski
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Congrats! When are you thinking of getting married?

I like the ski hill idea for a winter wedding. Summer wedding you can do it up at Timberline on Hood.
Apr 1 2020 5:11PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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if there won't be blow i won't be coming.
Apr 1 2020 5:57PM
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SuspiciousFish
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theabortionatorI'll go just to drink and cause problems


Yeah but you will be like that old crazy uncle that drinks too much whiskey but the family puts up with because the kids like all your crazy 'Nam stories.
Apr 1 2020 6:14PM
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theabortionator
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SuspiciousFishYeah but you will be like that old crazy uncle that drinks too much whiskey but the family puts up with because the kids like all your crazy 'Nam stories.


Somebody pops champagne bottle. Tackles bride and groom while diving under table. We're taking enemy fire!!!!
Apr 1 2020 6:21PM
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skierman
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Pft, won't hold a candle to Mski and Eastkiki's wedding.
Apr 1 2020 7:00PM
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RimJobber
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shelbskisWho are you and why do you keep DMing me asking me for foot pics??

Because we're soulmates. Nothing can keep us apart, not even prison when I go back next week.
Apr 1 2020 7:42PM
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shelbskis
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RimJobberBecause we're soulmates. Nothing can keep us apart, not even prison when I go back next week.

Listen here cheesedick, they better keep you in prison this time so I don't have to use my taser again
Apr 1 2020 10:51PM
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ModMommy
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i feel like i've been cheated on. how could you Kody.
Apr 1 2020 10:58PM
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PeppermillReno
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You gonna have it closeby at the Peppermill? Or be a douche and do a getaway wedding?
Apr 2 2020 12:00AM
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RimJobber
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shelbskisListen here cheesedick, they better keep you in prison this time so I don't have to use my taser again

They're not taking me back. I'm gonna take my four kids and the van and we'll live out of that until the wedding venue is decided
Apr 2 2020 2:52AM
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.GUCCI.
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im rsvp’ing
Apr 2 2020 3:27AM
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coolflash8
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beach wedding in thailand. I'll bring the marshmallows
Apr 3 2020 10:50AM
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Dilldoes
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coolflash8beach wedding in thailand. I'll bring the marshmallows


Ill bring the shroom shakes...
Apr 3 2020 3:27PM
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coolflash8
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skithemidwestttIll bring the shroom shakes...

Shrooms brownies on Koh lanta was the first time I took a psych
Apr 3 2020 5:45PM
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Dilldoes
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coolflash8Shrooms brownies on Koh lanta was the first time I took a psych

Had the brownies in Koh phangan and then tried some shakes in Pai. Not my first time but super fun and chill for sure.
Apr 4 2020 4:47PM
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coolflash8
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skithemidwestttHad the brownies in Koh phangan and then tried some shakes in Pai. Not my first time but super fun and chill for sure.


haha, i had the shake on phangan :p.. Mr pong's
Apr 4 2020 5:46PM
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Dilldoes
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coolflash8haha, i had the shake on phangan :p.. Mr pong's

Oh buddy you know whats up!
Apr 4 2020 9:46PM
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dolanslebensraum
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If i gave up a days dose of my methadone i could split it up and get about 25 people as high as they would be on 2 vicodins except it would last about 8 hrs. I gave a few of my friends at my last princeton reunions a small part of a days dose and they said they felt great for the entire day. I bought a dosing syringe from cvs so i could measure out the exact right amount of liquid from one of my days doses to give them. They knew if i gave one of them an entire days dose they would be stone fucking dead but they didnt even worry because they trusted me. Its kind of fun to be a responsible friend and know you have the power to keep your friends safe when doing dangerous things. I dont really have much sympathy for idiots that either od themselves or lead their friends to od because they didnt think about being diligent and careful. One of my high school friends who went to a shitty college called Southern Methodist University had one of his frat brothers go full retard and chew up and swallow a whole fucking fentanyl patch and die. I kind of wanted to tell him “thats why nobody confuses SMU for Princeton—that shit just doesnt happen at princeton”.

Sorry if that sounds bigoted but the truth is bigoted sometimes.
Apr 4 2020 11:36PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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shelbskisListen here cheesedick, they better keep you in prison this time so I don't have to use my taser again


Based on your icon, I'm pretty sure you have a moustache. Also, from your profile I discovered that another NSer took your virginity.

RimJobber, you might want to call off the wedding.

**This post was edited on May 28th 2020 at 3:46:12pm
May 28 2020 3:43PM
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JAHpow
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DolanReloadedIf i gave up a days dose of my methadone i could split it up and get about 25 people as high as they would be on 2 vicodins except it would last about 8 hrs. I gave a few of my friends at my last princeton reunions a small part of a days dose and they said they felt great for the entire day. I bought a dosing syringe from cvs so i could measure out the exact right amount of liquid from one of my days doses to give them. They knew if i gave one of them an entire days dose they would be stone fucking dead but they didnt even worry because they trusted me. Its kind of fun to be a responsible friend and know you have the power to keep your friends safe when doing dangerous things. I dont really have much sympathy for idiots that either od themselves or lead their friends to od because they didnt think about being diligent and careful. One of my high school friends who went to a shitty college called Southern Methodist University had one of his frat brothers go full retard and chew up and swallow a whole fucking fentanyl patch and die. I kind of wanted to tell him “thats why nobody confuses SMU for Princeton—that shit just doesnt happen at princeton”.

Sorry if that sounds bigoted but the truth is bigoted sometimes.


Sir, we're trying to plan a wedding.
May 28 2020 5:33PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Can I be the ring boy??
May 28 2020 5:49PM
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Mingg
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I can come and give a really wordy speech that goes in circles for 20 minutes and ends abruptly with no real substance but I’ll have at least tried?
May 29 2020 10:49PM
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Casey
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MinggI can come and give a really wordy speech that goes in circles for 20 minutes and ends abruptly with no real substance but I’ll have at least tried?

When my buddy got married his best man told a painfully long story about something he did with the groom years ago when he was dating his previous GF. The bride was so mad, it was an 11/10 cringe.
May 30 2020 6:39PM
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Casey
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Also titties at a wedding seems like an unorthodox decision. It’s original tho I have to give you credit for not being played
May 30 2020 6:40PM
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trueevan
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It sounds so exciting, congratulations.
In general, organizing a wedding is very difficult and I can say this from my own experience.
When I had to organize my wedding there were so many details that I had to think about in advance and make perfect so that my head exploded. I was lucky with my sister who helped me a lot. Because of her, we had a special wedding and the surprise from her was that she turned to https://www.ontourevents.co.uk/wedding-events-services without me knowing and this company made us a special evening full of beautiful surprises.
If I could go back in time, I would relive that wonderful day again and again.

**This post was edited on Aug 9th 2020 at 4:18:19am
Aug 7 2020 3:40PM
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JmckR
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trueevanIt sounds so excited, congratulations!



Aug 7 2020 5:28PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Back on topic tho. Playa del carmen is great. Its right south of cancun and there are tons of resorts with good wedding deals. My cousin got married there and it was great. All included drinks all week and we all were stumbling around in mystery time drunk as fuck.

cabo is nicer but prob a bit more expensive
Aug 13 2020 8:39PM
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