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Global Fuck Test

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Ghost_BLandzV2
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I think that there should be a test that is mandatory to take in order to have children. Idk what you would have to do to pass or fail because its very complex but for example if we made it so green people can’t have kids, it would eliminate all the worlds green people without fuckin their shit up. Know what im sayin? Obvs green people is an example but if we have a test it could potentially solve the world hunger issue, the overpopulation issue, the green people issue, etc. Its basically just getting rid of all the fucked people in the most humane way possible.


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**This thread was edited on Mar 23rd 2020 at 8:53:06am
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iFlip
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You failed. Your family name ends with you.
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TOAST.
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No
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SavageBiff
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People need to title their threads more appropriately. I came In here expecting quite the orgy....

And OPs statement... Cmon man that’s borderline saying the beautiful people deserve life and the goonies don’t. Which I imagine would leave a world full of insta models, 🤢🤮
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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SavageBiffPeople need to title their threads more appropriately. I came In here expecting quite the orgy....

And OPs statement... Cmon man that’s borderline saying the beautiful people deserve life and the goonies don’t. Which I imagine would leave a world full of insta models, 🤢🤮


I don’t mean don’t let ppl who aren’t beautiful have kids im more saying don’t let the drug addicts have kids
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SavageBiff
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Ok...
define drug addict

We talking weed or like ... drugs

And your title still led me to think newschoolers orgy...
BLandzI don’t mean don’t let ppl who aren’t beautiful have kids im more saying don’t let the drug addicts have kids
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cyphers
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quarantine week 2: NS rediscovers the joy of eugenics
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Mixy
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My pop was a green person hater and his pop before him and by gum my kids will be too!
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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The world is overpopulated and we could either start killin mf’s, move to another planet, or create a global fuck test to ensure crackheads and green people don’t have kids. Idk how more ppl don’t agree with me here
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evaroni
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You know Germany tried something similar to what you’re eluding to...
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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evaroniYou know Germany tried something similar to what you’re eluding to...

Thats where my method differs. Instead of killing ppl you just tell them they can’t have kids. Small loss for some but long term the best decision. The population grows exponentially I think its the best way to solve this shit
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evaroni
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Eugenics.
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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evaroniEugenics.

I just googled what that means and I guess thats kind of the idea but my idea is more chill.
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TOAST.
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BLandzI just googled what that means and I guess thats kind of the idea but my idea is more chill.


Your idea IS eugenics
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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TOAST.Your idea IS eugenics

My idea is like eugenics except its called Global Fuck Test and its way more chill because its going to be a relatively easy fuck test to pass and everybody will be happy and the ppl who arent allowed to have kids could fuck off you should have tried harder to be a better person if you want kids you fucking drug addicted green person
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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And the end goal of eugenics is to have like a utopian society and here at global fuck test international we don’t care about looks or smarts we just don’t want any green people and drug addicts.
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TheMoostafian
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I don’t really care what those greenies do as long as they stay out of our neighborhoods.
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theabortionator
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You don't need to have kids to have the secks though?
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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theabortionatorYou don't need to have kids to have the secks though?

True maybe global fuck test isnt best name
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Casey
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What is with people advocating for total government takeover of their lives? Commit a crime and go to prison if you want someone mandating when you can take a shit 24/7
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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BLandzAnd the end goal of eugenics is to have like a utopian society and here at global fuck test international we don’t care about looks or smarts we just don’t want any green people and drug addicts.


I love drugs and guarantee I’m more successful than you aswell. I’m 21
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dolanslebensraum
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Germans south koreans and Japanese are the only people who should be allowed to have kids.

if your countrys citizens cant engineer reliable shit, they shouldnt be allowed to have unprotected sex.
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BobbyHollander
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R u dolanescobar?
DolanReloadedGermans south koreans and Japanese are the only people who should be allowed to have kids.

if your countrys citizens cant engineer reliable shit, they shouldnt be allowed to have unprotected sex.
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BobbyHollander
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R u dolanescobar?
DolanReloadedGermans south koreans and Japanese are the only people who should be allowed to have kids.

if your countrys citizens cant engineer reliable shit, they shouldnt be allowed to have unprotected sex.
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270on420out
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If there was a test to become a parent no one would pass it.
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