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dan38Definitely surprised BMile podiumed much less got second....
theabortionatorPodium?????
theabortionatorHoly fuck. Deetz people?!?!?
1. ???
2. Bmile
3.???
smanningMango BMile Hackle
theabortionatorAlso the judges were all mediocre to halfway decent rail skiers.
.jifMango definitely deserved the win and sure Hackel got robbed, but Emile went for such insanely big spots it's not super surprising, was an absolutely insane edit. At least nobody got robbed of podium like mango did last year
BiffbarfI think hackel scored low the same reason mango scored low last year. Watch Bmile's part then watch bdog's part from last year. Watch hackel's part from this year and mango's from last. I think the judges put magnitude ahead of the swerve each time.
smanningNo way emiles part was better than hackels but what does a 16 year old know
skiermanApparently not much. Sorry kids. Failing your arms like a jackass and buttering the softest skis on the market doesn't make up for hitting only small features and doing stupid low consequence shit like a switch carve under a rail to a 4ft drop.
He should be thankful he was on the podium at all.
theabortionatorAlso the judges were all mediocre to halfway decent rail skiers. A few probably better than me. So I guess I'll trust their decision.
skierman. Failing your arms like a jackass and buttering the softest skis on the market doesn't make up for hitting only small features and doing stupid low consequence shit like a switch carve under a rail to a 4ft drop.
theabortionatorAlso the judges were all mediocre to halfway decent rail skiers. A few probably better than me. So I guess I'll trust their decision. And Hackle still got fan favorite.
OCoffeyI’d say Tom Wallisch is a bit better than halfway decent
theabortionatorThat's the joke. It's not just wallisch either. The judges were some straight rail killers.
Is this what the internet has come to?
J_SteezClassic back tracking and just saying it was a joke once you realize it didn't go as planned lmfaoooo
theabortionatorHoly jesus, how dumb are actually? I'm a little sad y'all didn't get it, but it was fairly obvious. Any more obvious and it wouldn't have been a joke. I assumed after you missed it the next people would figure it out so I just left it. I guess I was wrong :(
theabortionatorHoly jesus, how dumb are actually?"
J_Steez^the irony
theabortionatorCan we get this thread back on track. You missed a joke, I left out "you", but hackles part was dank.
BiffbarfI think the judges put magnitude ahead of the swerve each time.
BLandzPetition to make Skierman orange name is he posts a vid of him sw carving under a rail that low. No drop necessary
skiermanApparently not much. Sorry kids. Failing your arms like a jackass and buttering the softest skis on the market doesn't make up for hitting only small features and doing stupid low consequence shit like a switch carve under a rail to a 4ft drop.
He should be thankful he was on the podium at all.
skiermanApparently not much. Sorry kids. Failing your arms like a jackass and buttering the softest skis on the market doesn't make up for hitting only small features and doing stupid low consequence shit like a switch carve under a rail to a 4ft drop.
He should be thankful he was on the podium at all.
coronalol. Mageau absolutely did not get robbed last year. Casabon was hitting the most massive features imaginable while, by comparison, Mageau was in the beginner park. It's street skiing. Feature selection and gnarliness needs to be taken into account, and it's the same reason Bergeron placed above Hackle this year.
skiermanApparently not much. Sorry kids. Failing your arms like a jackass and buttering the softest skis on the market doesn't make up for hitting only small features and doing stupid low consequence shit like a switch carve under a rail to a 4ft drop.
He should be thankful he was on the podium at all.
GrandThingsThe real crime is the amount of people spelling his name "Hackle" in this thread.
Put som respek on the man name.
SnowshoeThompsonNS need a skier of the year award
Hackel for SOTY