Replying to Covid 19 is a hoax started by Vishnu Freeski

The man Emmett himself, current Vishnu owner, has a very focused desire/vision on what he wants to see more of in the future of freeskiing. As well as his core riders, such as Dylan Manley and Luke Roberts. He doesn’t want to see more dubs and spins in the park, instead he wants to see more skiing on handrails in the streets, a bench in the local park, concrete stairs at your local middle school. Just watch all of the Vishnu annual videos that are put out. Nothing but the weirdest types of street skiing.

so what did he do about this? He ate some bat soup. Yes, he is the guy who started the corona virus. Months ago. He went to the Vishnu factory in China, and infected other people there to cover himself up. He then flew back to SLC and quarantined himself, and just simply waited for the mayhem to unfold, while he drank La Croix, learned new songs on his keyboard, and made new Vishnu Items.

now that the mayhem has unfolded, just about every hill has closed. Skiers are freaking out everywhere. And now if they really want to ski? Skiing handrails and picnic tables are the only option, whether the skiers ride Vishnus and do this already, or it’s Volkl comp jocks who just wanna Huck some dubs.

His vision is now complete. EVERYBODY skiing urban features. He is evilly laughing to himself, every time he sees another mountain close.