Replying to HANGOVERS, How Fun Can They Be?

hey dudes, heres a hangover rating thingy: have fun and tell us about you last bad hangover and what happened and shit co i got alot of time to read, as i am sick off school and missing a weekend skiing soon, so like sucks for me at the moment so TELL ME SOME FUCKING 'DRUNKEN IDIOT' STORIES, OR HANGOVER ONES!!! hehe pleaseee, cool later brothers and sisters! peace out.HOW TO RANK YOUR HANGOVER

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively
well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel
this way. For some reason, your are craving a Philly sub and steak fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have
the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life
would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy
reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a
diet Coke -- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else
you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has
given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that
can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the
ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your
sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you
take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the
bathroom.

Five Star Hangover, (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners
of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants
of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva
so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who
the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt
to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid
with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems
to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty
good about right now....