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How to keep my trampoline clean?

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So my trampoline is set up near the edge of the woods where trees over hang and it’s the only viable spot in my yard. However all the leaves buds and seeds land on it and it’s a pain to clean it off. I tried a cover but it just holds water which is also sucks. Anyone got any ideas, maybe a semi permiable cover?
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iFlip
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A tarp held down with a few logs. Very cheap, very little effort, desired results.
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iFlipA tarp held down with a few logs. Very cheap, very little effort, desired results.

Tried that but I held water so when I went to move it the shit would dump out onto it
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iFlip
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_IRRELEVANT_Tried that but I held water so when I went to move it the shit would dump out onto it


So put something in the middle of the trampoline that is a foot or two tall. Like an exercise ball or something. That way the water runs off. Plus, a good blue tarp on top of a trampoline really classes up the neighborhood.
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Evantheshredster
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buy some mesh screen shit from the big roll at home depot.
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elcheapo
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Cut down the damn trees
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CLQ
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Just get a broom?
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TnskiCut down the damn trees


I’ll drop em right on the trampoline then I’ll have two less problems
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iFlipSo put something in the middle of the trampoline that is a foot or two tall. Like an exercise ball or something. That way the water runs off. Plus, a good blue tarp on top of a trampoline really classes up the neighborhood.

My neighborhood needs more sophistication sound like a great idea. Blue tarp with a boner
Evantheshredsterbuy some mesh screen shit from the big roll at home depot.


Sound expensive but I might lookinto that
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GayWolf420
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dunk it in your pool but i heard you need a crane to get it out
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Weed and rum
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TRVP_ANGEL
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ever heard of windex?
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Mixy
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I used to just have a broom out under it all the time so I could just sweep it off
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elcheapo
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Can't believe nobody mentions a leaf blower
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HypeBeast
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Just get a big tub of cream cheese and spread it on with a shovel. It will dry encasing the leaves and buds. The nutritious goodness of it will attract birds, squirrels, cats, raccoons, etc who will eat the cream cheese cracker casserole and clean off your trampoline for you. A dog will also work.
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CalumSKI
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get a broom and sweep that mf
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