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Things you’re amAzing at on skis

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Aidsaregay
Posts: 14 - Karma: 36
what are you crazy good at when it comes to skiing?
personally,i can rip my snow pants crotch every single time i go skiing, im about to get sponsored by my local dressmaker
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9786 - Karma: 66,168
thanking/saluting the lifty. every time dog. every time
5 years ago
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 12,682
switch pizza
5 years ago
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,759
Coming out of these gnarly wrecks unscathed every time
5 years ago
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backyardcracker
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,203
somehow looking remotely steezy while being absolute shit at skiing
5 years ago
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shiles
Posts: 55 - Karma: 169
playing piano tiles while skiing
5 years ago
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J_Steez
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 4,239
destroying the cuffs of my snowpants because of my choice to always buy oversized ones.
5 years ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3180 - Karma: 14,548
Falling
5 years ago
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,551
Standing normally - feet about shoulder width apart

as soon as I click in - it’s like I have attracting magnets in my ankles
5 years ago
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
I’m pretty proud of the sheer number of times I’ve been able to quickly maneuver around a 9 year old after having landed switch
5 years ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2719 - Karma: 34,820
Putting up with my piece of shit boots. The shell is too small and I have a hole in my liner from the heel running up the back of my calf.
5 years ago
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Aidsaregay
Posts: 14 - Karma: 36
This post is great so far lel
5 years ago
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,759
Respect
have “put up” with boots before myself , once you learn you don’t break in the boot, the boot breaks in you skiing gets better
armchair_skierPutting up with my piece of shit boots. The shell is too small and I have a hole in my liner from the heel running up the back of my calf.
5 years ago
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Mr.Lumpyjumbles
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,444
J_ChristophI’m pretty proud of the sheer number of times I’ve been able to quickly maneuver around a 9 year old after having landed switch


The other day I just did a little 180 off of a side hit on a main trail and was cruising down switch because there wasn't anyone else there and I see this little kid (like 6 or something) come flying out of the woods on my blind side. I was going pretty fast so I didn't have time to revert or even slow down at all so I had to maeuver around this kid or else I was gonna knock him out cold. I think I ended up hitting his skis with my skis because I looked back and he was sprawled across the trail and his skis came off. I quickly went back up to him to make sure he was okay and he just kind of stared at me looking really shocked and wouldn't say anything. He seemed fine so I just made sure he got his skis back on and went down the trail. I'm so glad his parents weren't there becuase they probably would have tried to have my pass pulled or something just because I was skiing switch.

Idk, not really related to the thread but I felt like sharing.
5 years ago
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shred14
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,130
Afterbanging, my friends say i'm trash at it but I think i'm pretty good...
5 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6448 - Karma: 70,211
I forget something all the time. Gloves, pass, goggles, coat. Anything
5 years ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 15,262
I'm amazing at doing dumb shit on skis that still requires skiing skill like polish donuts, nose blocks, side hits with heavy head etc
5 years ago
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TreeJam
Posts: 374 - Karma: 3,555
I feel like I'm super good at spending 10 minutes to kick every bit of snow off my boots before clipping in.
5 years ago
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Dilldoes
Posts: 761 - Karma: 5,852
I excel at getting way too high and sitting in my car in the parking lot for extended periods of time.
5 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 12,431
Complaining because of negligible amounts of slop in my boots and buying new liners every season.
5 years ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3642 - Karma: 27,262
I am amazing at chugging a 16oz beer on a 5 min chair lift ride
5 years ago
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typicaldenverkid
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,133
I like to think my sound affects when I fall are on point, especially when under the lift. I try to mimic the noise that lady made when she was smashing grapes and fell off the stand


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/957932/Grape-Lady-falls--Original-

**This post was edited on Mar 10th 2020 at 6:03:36pm
5 years ago
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Rparr
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 49,279
skithemidwestttI excel at getting way too high and sitting in my car in the parking lot for extended periods of time.


fell asleep doing this a couple times, not my proudest moments
5 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7565 - Karma: 80,698
I'm pretty damn good at being told 'I have a boyfriend' in the singles line
5 years ago
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typicaldenverkid
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,133
BiffbarfI'm pretty damn good at being told 'I have a boyfriend' in the singles line


probably a good thing, alot of people may look hot until they take their helmet and gear off...
5 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7565 - Karma: 80,698
typicaldenverkidprobably a good thing, alot of people may look hot until they take their helmet and gear off...


That's why I wear goggles during the secks
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9649 - Karma: 71,812
Gaps, I fucking send some gaps. Also the big daffy. Also I give great hugs to anyone
5 years ago
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gaboon
Posts: 9 - Karma: 90
Sacking to the point of infertility
5 years ago
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typicaldenverkid
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,133
BiffbarfThat's why I wear goggles during the secks


wise choice
5 years ago
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e.littt
Posts: 414 - Karma: 2,348
I'm pretty good at letting other people go ahead of me, then timing when I drop so nobody really sees me ride
5 years ago
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GKS
Posts: 385 - Karma: 3,014
splitting flatbars and sacking myself
5 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7982 - Karma: 23,364
Speed checking the biggest jump in the park 30 times but never hitting it.
5 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6508 - Karma: 75,460
Constantly unbuckling/buckling my boots since they’re 2 sizes too small and my calves are big so I need to do it so my feet don’t get their circulation cut off
5 years ago
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P-wurps
Posts: 215 - Karma: 1,207
Telling myself today is the day I actually try some new tricks but end up spending the whole day doing some warm up laps and the same 4 tricks I've known for the past 4 years...
5 years ago
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crustyboot.420
Posts: 989 - Karma: 4,277
Being absolutely garbage when somebody is filming me.
5 years ago
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dwt802
Posts: 3389 - Karma: 33,405
I sure know how to grind a rail to forward
5 years ago
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johnoble
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,627
skiP.E.I.Speed checking the biggest jump in the park 30 times but never hitting it.

Hitting the biggest jump in the park with no speed check and destroying myself🤷‍♂️
5 years ago
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Aidsaregay
Posts: 14 - Karma: 36
Keep em coming in boys lel
5 years ago
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GKS
Posts: 385 - Karma: 3,014
nolliebackflipBeing absolutely garbage when somebody is filming me.

bruh this I was trying to do a top to bottom lap in my hill's beginner park and ate shit twice on stupid easy tricks. that was the only time I got a clip this season lol
5 years ago
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,097
double eject punch front is my specialty

also filling my pants with snow
5 years ago
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,867
typicaldenverkidI like to think my sound affects when I fall are on point, especially when under the lift. I try to mimic the noise that lady made when she was smashing grapes and fell off the stand

I make the weirdest noises when I leave the ground, especially if I'm upside down, sometimes just screech out an "oh shit", even if everything is fine.



weastcoastConstantly
unbuckling/buckling my boots since they’re 2 sizes too small and my
calves are big so I need to do it so my feet don’t get their circulation
cut off


I mean my boots are 2 sizes below my shoe size but I'll get frost bite on a 40º day if I don't unbuckle on the lift, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Tbh the racers aren't wrong with starting from a tiny ass shell and molding it a bunch, cause even though I walk a fine line with circulation, they rarely hurt, and my foot never moves. Never lost a toe nail skiing.



Every time I smoke and ski, I become a way better all mtn skier, but a shit park skier. Not really sure what it is about it but every time I smoke before skiing, I find myself eating shit on simple rail tricks, but then link up some fucked gaps that I didn't think were possible or just didn't notice in the first place.
5 years ago
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teamdummy
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,607
I’m undefeated at the spring time water/slosh pit. I never get wet. Claim
5 years ago
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,707
Smokin fat doinks
5 years ago
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SoggyOatmeal420
Posts: 296 - Karma: 1,530
I'm really good at talking about what trick I'm gonna do one day... eventually... sometime...
5 years ago
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CoolGuy69
Posts: 5 - Karma: 56
Butters for dayz anytime I see a little hump you know imma butter the shit out of it.
5 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6508 - Karma: 75,460
finderI mean my boots are 2 sizes below my shoe size but I'll get frost bite on a 40º day if I don't unbuckle on the lift, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Tbh the racers aren't wrong with starting from a tiny ass shell and molding it a bunch, cause even though I walk a fine line with circulation, they rarely hurt, and my foot never moves. Never lost a toe nail skiing.

same bruh if it’s cold out I’ll have to take my boot off on hill to move my toes around but I wouldn’t want another size because when I crank my boots, my feet do not move whatsoever inside and I have about zero heel lift. Makes my skis feel like they’re apart of my feet.
5 years ago
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firecrotch
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 5,508
forgetting my skis
5 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
Acting like I know what I’m doing
5 years ago
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k_tivnan
Posts: 84 - Karma: 463
I’m actually on the proteus pro team and my specialty is I always know where to stand in the landing.
5 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6490 - Karma: 66,557
Tightening my boots to tight after getting stoned. Happens every damn time.
5 years ago
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
big fuckin spread eagles
5 years ago
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