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BST_PoliceEvery day bro. Too many clogs without tp. Lost count by now
Butterytips69They started charging me extra because I wreck the sewers so hard
DIRTYBUBBLEBro it is 7AM eastern time and you’re making fucking masterpiece threads like this. The amount of booger sugar that must be in your bloodstream should kill a horse
DolanReloadedhow do they manage this. Do they charge you by the pound or per flush? Do you get bulk pricing on massive turds? What do they do if you cant pay?
Butterytips69They hit me with a fat bill the first couple times just to cover the repair costs. After like 6 times, I got mad and told them to use stronger pipes and luckily FEMA helped cover the cost of those because of how toxic the leaking sewage was. Now I have to pay double normal rates and they said if I break it again I'm banned for life
DolanReloadedHaha. If you like coke you should get a shrink to prescribe you ritalin—its functionally almost identical to coke and it costs you 10 bucks a month at the pharmacy. It wont eat a hole in ur septum either. Its kind of funny, one of my jackass friends who played lax at my uni got arrested for dui and having blow in his car. I was like “why would you waste your money and risk arrest when ritalin can get you just as euphoric or more? I cant imagine putting so much effort into a novelty like coke. Its like buying coca cola in those expensive glass bottles as if you can convince yourself it tastes better.
CaseyI work for our City utilities department so I know the guys that work in the sewer department pretty well. The other day we got a call that there was water bubbling up out of the street and someone should go out and investigate. So they figure out it is a sewer back up right next to the hospital, someone at the hospital had dumped a huge load of rags down the drain and it blocked the main, so a bunch of hospital piss and shit was just going everywhere. Anyway the moral of the story is every thing they deal with makes me want to vomit, couldn’t pay me enough.
DolanReloadedHaha. If you like coke you should get a shrink to prescribe you ritalin—its functionally almost identical to coke and it costs you 10 bucks a month at the pharmacy. It wont eat a hole in ur septum either. Its kind of funny, one of my jackass friends who played lax at my uni got arrested for dui and having blow in his car. I was like “why would you waste your money and risk arrest when ritalin can get you just as euphoric or more? I cant imagine putting so much effort into a novelty like coke. Its like buying coca cola in those expensive glass bottles as if you can convince yourself it tastes better.
Afghan_kushCoke is cooler tho
I can’t wait to go to Columbia and buy a bunch of coke. Chill in the hotel with a hooker railing lines all night.
It’s gonna be epic
DolanReloadedMy brother went to columbia a year ago to party it up with some qt3.14 columbian girls.
just be low key and dont do anything that will make the locals think you are a rich american.
kidnappings still happen there from what i understand. Just be smart.
hoodratz47This is the content I have missed from NS.
But yes. A turdmageddon.
