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Long underwear smells...BAD...HELP?

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NvR_Forgetti
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Hey there NS Fam,

I'm having a bit of an issue with my long underwear. I've worn them for several ski days and they are really starting to stink. My mom is coming to visit in 8 days. Any tips to get me through until she shows up?
Mar 1 2020 7:12PM
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NvR_Forgetti
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like literal mustard gas
Mar 1 2020 7:25PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Make your mom wash them.
Mar 1 2020 8:34PM
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NvR_Forgetti
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CatdickBojanglesCan I have your mom's number?


How dare you!
Mar 1 2020 8:45PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Ckirchner45How dare you!

I’m the motm and your future step dad.
Mar 1 2020 9:16PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,523
1. fill up cauldron with cat piss
2. add 7 lightbulbs
3. ????
4. carefully add 3 grams of uranium
5. add bleach
6. sprinkle chicken shit on the surface
7. violently stir until glowing and mixture is trying to learn english
*do not speak english around the misture. it learns very quickly.
8. soak long underwear in mixture
note: dont be alarmed if the long johns begin to chase after you, it means the mixture is working.
Mar 1 2020 11:25PM
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No.Quarter
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soak them in straight bleach for at least 6 hours. it will break down the smelly particles and strengthen the fabric. good results garanteed
Mar 1 2020 11:35PM
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McJubby
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You can get these little puck-like things full of good smelling powder that are meant for being kept in hockey bags. General sporting stores should have them. Give your thermals a good wash and once they’re dry put them in a bag with the powder puck thing
Mar 2 2020 7:01AM
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Skiierman69
Posts: 71 - Karma: 553
what do they smell like
and what did u do to them
Mar 2 2020 10:33AM
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Skiierman69
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i would recommend what @No.Quarter is saying
Mar 2 2020 10:34AM
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.nasty
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Just get some merino wool layers. problem solved
Mar 2 2020 10:34AM
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hi_vis360
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.nastyJust get some merino wool layers. problem solved


was about to say this, synthetic shit smells wayy worse
Mar 2 2020 12:24PM
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OregonDead
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Oxyclean soak in hot water overnight
Mar 2 2020 2:59PM
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SavageBiff
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Mar 2 2020 5:43PM
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