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I tell girls that I am a type 3 skier on the first date

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ShadowXVX
Posts: 216 - Karma: 1,027
I bet I am the only NSer who is hardcore enough to do this
Feb 25 2020 11:44PM
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Sfont87
Posts: 66 - Karma: 154
I don’t think you go on dates...
Feb 25 2020 11:45PM
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wyld_stallyns
Posts: 475 - Karma: 4,629
I tell them my dins are at 16
Feb 25 2020 11:46PM
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Emma_Watson
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i tell them i wear a 6 buckle boot
Feb 25 2020 11:52PM
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elm.
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I tell them I can get $0.35 off wax through my "pro deals". They usually undress on the spot
Feb 26 2020 12:13AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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I wear my first chair 10s to the first date
Feb 26 2020 12:35AM
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Dan-Man
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I bet you work at a ski shop 2 sicko.
Feb 26 2020 12:41AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6443 - Karma: 70,102
I tell girls that-
Who am i kidding i don't talk to girls
Feb 26 2020 1:03AM
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Price_Police
Posts: 444 - Karma: 1,786
I tell them I can lip on blind 2.

they have no idea what the fuck that means
Feb 26 2020 1:56AM
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HuumeHippi
Posts: 200 - Karma: 717
I tell girls to bend over
Feb 26 2020 4:33AM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,526
i talked to a girl one time
were still best friends
Feb 26 2020 7:53AM
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GKS
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,984
I tell them I detune the entire length of my ski and then they suck my dick
Feb 26 2020 10:12AM
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Mawbin
Posts: 82 - Karma: 383
I tell them how I ski switch pizza, 100% of the time it works all the time.
Feb 26 2020 10:15AM
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clindblomskier
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I told them I ski with a 130 flex boot and run my dins at 18 and wear the goggles inside of the helmet

it always works
Feb 26 2020 10:23AM
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Jib_High
Posts: 189 - Karma: 224
I usually mention I know how to nose press a box only sometimes I mention skiing
Feb 26 2020 10:41AM
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oldmanski
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I tell them I know where chads gap is
Feb 26 2020 10:51AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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I tell them- shit, i am a girl
Feb 26 2020 11:08AM
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P_A_S_J
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Hahaha you totally work in a rental shop, “type 3 skier”
Feb 26 2020 12:46PM
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SofaKingSick
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i admire that you're honest and let them know from the start that they're settling for a non 3+ skier
Feb 26 2020 12:48PM
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ShadowXVX
Posts: 216 - Karma: 1,027
SofaKingSicki admire that you're honest and let them know from the start that they're settling for a non 3+ skier


type 3+ isn't on most charts so it doesn't exist
Feb 26 2020 12:51PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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I tell them I leave the bar up on the chairlift
Feb 26 2020 12:57PM
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oldmanski
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MomAgainst4tniteI tell them I leave the bar up on the chairlift


Damn, leave some ladies for the rest of us!
Feb 26 2020 12:59PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I tell them I adjust my own din
Feb 26 2020 1:59PM
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SofaKingSick
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ShadowXVXtype 3+ isn't on most charts so it doesn't exist


sounds like something a Type 2 or 3 skier would say
Feb 26 2020 2:06PM
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wyld_stallyns
Posts: 475 - Karma: 4,629
SofaKingSicksounds like something a Type 2 or 3 skier would say


Kid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry
Feb 26 2020 2:22PM
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SofaKingSick
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EastCoastOriginsKid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry


dude probably speed checks jumps, and stretches
Feb 26 2020 2:31PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 11,893
I tell them I have type 3 diabetes and that I need some of their sugar
Feb 26 2020 2:34PM
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CharlzHub
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I pee in their butt
Feb 26 2020 3:27PM
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PsychicMigration
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This thread is getting way to horny way to fast.
Feb 26 2020 3:55PM
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wyld_stallyns
Posts: 475 - Karma: 4,629
I don't even talk to girls if they don't have slut strands 24/7
Feb 26 2020 3:57PM
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clorox
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I tell girls I have black oakley line miners under my black giro combyn, wear a black jacket, black pants, have black skis and black bindings

Yeah I use pivot 18's, the steel kind.






Did I mention I'm the best skier on the mountain and know all the best spots?
Feb 26 2020 7:15PM
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ShadowXVX
Posts: 216 - Karma: 1,027
EastCoastOriginsKid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry

Um no my dins are at 5.5, only gapers keep them down at 5
Feb 26 2020 7:44PM
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CoffeePants6417
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I tell girls that ill roll hot wheels cars on their tiddys
Feb 26 2020 8:30PM
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iced
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CoffeePants6417I tell girls that ill roll hot wheels cars on their tiddys


this makes me want tits
Feb 26 2020 10:26PM
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dwt802
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If she doesn’t know before hand, there’s no date.
Feb 27 2020 12:26AM
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knuckchuck
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I tell them I'm gonna rip the shit out of this line

then get kicked out for cocaine
Feb 27 2020 2:02AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 5324 - Karma: 83,071
I tell them

I just waxed; did you?
Feb 27 2020 8:36AM
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typicaldenverkid
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,133
I do alot of black runs, and I'm getting pretty good at doing trick in the air garden
Feb 27 2020 10:50AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37894 - Karma: 126,954
I talk up a lot of game about skiing until theyre like "Teach me!" and then i 100% immediately disengage
Feb 27 2020 11:02AM
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saucy+steve
Posts: 146 - Karma: 420
wyld_stallynsI don't even talk to girls if they don't have slut strands 24/7


every girl i know that skis (or snowboards) has slut strands
Feb 27 2020 12:26PM
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McdonaldDuck
Posts: 38 - Karma: 188
I tell them I can unnat straight air, works every time
Feb 27 2020 12:26PM
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saucy+steve
Posts: 146 - Karma: 420
McdonaldDuckI tell them I can unnat straight air, works every time


I unnat zero spin
Feb 27 2020 12:30PM
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anders_a
Posts: 1680 - Karma: 5,603
type 1 2 3 sounds like diabetes
Feb 27 2020 3:42PM
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Railslayer69
Posts: 92 - Karma: 824
I tell them I can shifty off the sides of the jumps to get on rails
Feb 27 2020 4:14PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12586 - Karma: 117,366
Feb 27 2020 7:39PM
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J_Mendez2001
Posts: 91 - Karma: 565
That’s worse than the classic “I can backflip”
Feb 28 2020 12:02PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 1,211
Don’t need to say anything

full tilts get the full spread no words necessary
Feb 28 2020 12:06PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
i tell them i post on newschoolers
Jan 7 2021 5:36AM
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Butterytips69
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b00mSkisi tell them i post on newschoolers

Letting em know early you're a virgin. Classy.
Jan 7 2021 8:26AM
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b00mSkis
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Butterytips69Letting em know early you're a virgin. Classy.


yes the pure Christian girls especailly fall in love with me :)
Jan 7 2021 9:09AM
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