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Gaper gabber

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elcheapo
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A thread for gapers and Jerry's to complain about the "other" skiers.
5 years ago
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HaydenB
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 8,190
One of those park hooligans stole my organic chocolate milk, I called the proper authorities.
5 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
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My mommy told me I look good, those meanies told me even thall couldn't gap the distance between my goggles and helmet. Who is that anyway?
5 years ago
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iced
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guys ive done some real sad shit on this site, but pretending to be a gaper to mock them in some thread on the internet seems like a real gaper move
5 years ago
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HaydenB
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icedguys ive done some real sad shit on this site, but pretending to be a gaper to mock them in some thread on the internet seems like a real gaper move


Its all fun and games until mom shows up
5 years ago
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Jems
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BoostMaGOne of those park hooligans stole my organic chocolate milk, I called the proper authorities.

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wyld_stallyns
Posts: 475 - Karma: 4,630
Me and the fam heading out to Vail for spring break. Can't wait for the resorts to quiet down during the spring! Just rented some fischers and rad helly hansen gear! Can't wait to rip some groomers!
5 years ago
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elcheapo
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I don't get why people ski all day snd never go in the lodge, its so much warmer in here
5 years ago
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.FRY.
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this belongs in b/s/t
5 years ago
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ScaryDumpTruck
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I love hitting those little jumps on the sides of the metal rails they are very fun
5 years ago
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yungona
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stop using the word gabber or im going to explode
5 years ago
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HypeBeast
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wyld_stallynsMe and the fam heading out to Vail for spring break. Can't wait for the resorts to quiet down during the spring! Just rented some fischers and rad helly hansen gear! Can't wait to rip some groomers!


Yeah but I really hope we get a storm so I can get dat pow pow. #powder #pow #powpow #pow4dayz #NYtoCO #skiislyfe #gucci
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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I was on the knuckle of a jump these guys with volkl park skis came up and beat the shit out of me
5 years ago
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yungona
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vibecheckI was on the knuckle of a jump these guys with volkl park skis came up and beat the shit out of me


Would you like to engage in some playful gabber with me miss?
5 years ago
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Mixy
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Sorry, this thread is no longer for me. I got some serious air off a lip by a rail so I guess I've graduated
5 years ago
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TheMoostafian
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Whats the best rating of run you guys do? I did a black diamond once, it was pretty crazy.
5 years ago
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.FRY.
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Meant to say lady gabber
.FRY.this belongs in b/s/t
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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TheMoostafianWhats the best rating of run you guys do? I did a black diamond once, it was pretty crazy.


when u talk to people and they try and flex on you saying this and thinking they are hot shit is so bad
5 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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I'm really unhappy, because when I was hitting the little jumps beside the metal pipes, some guy in a resort jacket who was smoking marijuana tried to pull my pass because he said that I had to slide over the metal pipes, or hit the big jumps. I tried reporting him to ski patrol but they just laughed at me. I don't think this resort is safe to ski at with metal things sticking out of the snow, someone could land on them and be hurt. What should I do?
5 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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I got knocked down by these guys in really big shirts skiing backwards. Ruined my whole vail trip and I think they damaged my new DPS skis! I'm Definitely having my father contact management
5 years ago
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r00kie
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Yeah, I went to (name of most expensive resort in state) so Im pretty good I guess.
5 years ago
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HypeBeast
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*lawyers
Hellblazer_23I got knocked down by these guys in really big shirts skiing backwards. Ruined my whole vail trip and I think they damaged my new DPS skis! I'm Definitely having my father contact management
5 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
Posts: 526 - Karma: 1,925
Trumpkin2020*lawyers


*my father owns a practice
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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Hellblazer_23*my father owns a practice


*owns law, is law
5 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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vibecheck*owns law, is law


*has laws
5 years ago
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reeddavis218
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I hate when those park skiers get mad at me for going in front of them on jumps and rails, its not like I was going to hit them!
5 years ago
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