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Stop calling regular turns “Dad Turns”

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Price_Police
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Also, a shitty video clip is not a “dad cam”

thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Feb 19 2020 4:05AM
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CalumSKI
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Feb 19 2020 6:52AM
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SavageBiff
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Don’t ski like a “dad” and it shouldn’t bother you.
Dont be a boomer , and won’t get called boomer.

I like the, “dad” , insult. It’s perfect for dentists and those dicks that get mad in the line , or say hey slow down and get off my lawn ✊🏼and it’s like a secret way to call a boomer a boomer without getting chewed out , these old people are catching on ..
Feb 19 2020 7:01AM
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ModMommy
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fuck you, OP. Dad turns forever.
Feb 19 2020 2:13PM
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Non_State_Actor
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As the father of two I disapprove of this message OP.
Dad turns are dad turns, dad cams are dad, and dad skis are full on dad skis (sorry QST, mindbender etc. riders)
Feb 19 2020 2:50PM
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oldmanski
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Dad turns for life
Feb 19 2020 3:49PM
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artdamage
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ok boomer
Feb 19 2020 5:17PM
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GayWolf420
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Dad stop, youre making a scene in the lift line
Feb 19 2020 5:38PM
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f100prerunner
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Regular turns == dad turns
Feb 19 2020 7:09PM
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Guesstimate
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Ngl I love a good day of just carving and cruising but that is 100% dad shit. Every ski dad I know always talks about turns. Just like every mom I know "doesn't ski blacks anymore".
Feb 19 2020 7:52PM
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SavageBiff
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Once she goes black she ant coming back
GuesstimateNgl I love a good day of just carving and cruising but that is 100% dad shit. Every ski dad I know always talks about turns. Just like every mom I know "doesn't ski blacks anymore".
Feb 19 2020 7:54PM
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Sebohalloran
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long live the dad cam.
Feb 19 2020 9:41PM
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hoodratz47
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What is a dad turn? Like a old strait ski turn? Or a carve? A stivot or smear??
Feb 19 2020 10:39PM
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elcheapo
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Call them what you want, a turd is a turd.
Feb 20 2020 12:47AM
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ShadowXVX
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OP makes dad turns
Feb 20 2020 1:12AM
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Price_Police
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ShadowXVXOP makes dad turns

Only when your mom is watching
Feb 20 2020 1:55AM
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elcheapo
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So the definition of a dad turn according to Webster's marionberry dictionary is a turn typically left or right accomplished on a previously groomed snow surface by a parent who is typically male and not using onep3 skis .
Feb 20 2020 2:46AM
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anders_a
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Is it ok when a girl calls you daddy?

Return of the turn video the girl there says you cannot impress her just with park stuff, gotto be able "carv a turn". I feel thats legit.



Cutting in line, walking over peoples skis.. thats just beeing a dick.
Feb 20 2020 4:01AM
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Price_Police
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I’m forum!
Feb 20 2020 4:02AM
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hi_vis360
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hoodratz47What is a dad turn? Like a old strait ski turn? Or a carve? A stivot or smear??


dads are all about the carve dude
Feb 20 2020 10:44AM
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snowfinder
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dad turns are so hot right now

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/955501/-Return-of-the-Turn---Groomers
Feb 20 2020 11:03AM
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hoodratz47
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Carving rules. Come on
Feb 20 2020 11:23AM
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jupiterhenry
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Daddy turns
Feb 20 2020 8:34PM
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SoAnG
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Dad turns will become more enjoyable after you realize nobody will pay your mortgage or put the food on the table for little Johnny. Just trust me on this one
Feb 20 2020 8:56PM
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theabortionator
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I still insist that turns never left. When you get that perfect snow nothing better than getting low.
Feb 20 2020 9:07PM
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AlmostCooler
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/929880/Why-The-Dad-Bod-Is-Worse-Than-Ebola
Feb 20 2020 9:08PM
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Scott.Malkinson
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My dad didnt start skiing until he started me and my brothers at it when he was like 40. Still though he became a great skier. He could make it through moguls fine and on anything groomed (even groomed blacks) he would rip turns at high speed and he would bomb at probly 60-70 mph when he raced me or one of my brothers as teenagers.

its not really fair for a kid who started skiing at age 5 to judge a father who didnt start until they were in their 30s or 40s.
Feb 20 2020 11:18PM
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Kevski
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snowfinderdad turns are so hot right now

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/955501/-Return-of-the-Turn---Groomers


Was that really almost 4 minutes of some bros ripping corduroy? My dad would literally laugh at that.
Feb 21 2020 12:07AM
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elcheapo
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Corduroy and hemaroids, I guess that would be the grandad event.
Feb 21 2020 12:29AM
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*TURBONERD*
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KevskiWas that really almost 4 minutes of some bros ripping corduroy? My dad would literally laugh at that.

Scrubbing little drops on a groomer at speed in the middle of a carve is pretty dope, but that definitely didn't need to be four minutes long.
Feb 21 2020 1:37AM
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WoFIowz
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Nice dad joke op
Feb 21 2020 2:41AM
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CT_CREW
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Unless you are in fact a dad, don't claim.....and if you wanna get beat in a game of slush by a dad meet me at A-basin.
Feb 21 2020 11:17AM
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Price_Police
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This is what I’m sayin. Not a dad myself (that I’m aware of) but I don’t claim dad turns
CT_CREWUnless you are in fact a dad, don't claim.....and if you wanna get beat in a game of slush by a dad meet me at A-basin.
Feb 21 2020 8:20PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Big daddies
Feb 21 2020 8:33PM
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