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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,299
If you have ever booted or snowshoed in the skin track know that I hate you to your core. That is all.
Feb 18 2020 12:09AM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,695
This guy doesn’t buy passes
Feb 18 2020 12:25AM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 69,844
Catch me out postholing to get the lycra-bonded skimo-rons heated

You don't own the trail, fuck you I do what I want.
Feb 18 2020 12:47AM
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pbs
Posts: 460 - Karma: 3,134
JoeF2661If you have ever booted or snowshoed in the skin track know that I hate you to your core. That is all.

oh fuck off, I hope your glue fails.
Feb 18 2020 12:54AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,518
I will confess


I did this before. I had to boot pack a long ass way bc I dont have a touring setup. sometimes you either get postholed or become the posthole if you know what I'm saying.
Feb 18 2020 1:50AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,160
It annoys me when I'm skinning bridger or popular places, but tbh I can just break new a new track so it's not the absolute worst.
Feb 18 2020 10:37AM
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b0ss
Posts: 795 - Karma: 6,269
*goes skiing*
*expects everything and eveeyone to be perfectly catered for him*
Feb 18 2020 12:08PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
I bet this guy shops at REI and composts his own SHIT.
Feb 18 2020 12:14PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 62,949
Dan-ManI bet this guy shops at REI and composts his own SHIT.

He is also on a strict gluten free diet and only shops at Whole Foods and has a fat ass trust fund.
Feb 18 2020 1:15PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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>goes touring with variable terrain, avalanche danger, sometimes exposed roots and rocks, hills, snow drifts, wild sasquaches, etc

>Gets angry about holes 1/10th the length of their skis and posts on the internet about it
Feb 18 2020 1:31PM
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Casey
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Alpental is notorious for this. They have a high traverse back country gate and it’s 75 percent snowboarders just walking on it.
Feb 18 2020 1:32PM
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AlmostCooler
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ConesForBreakfas>goes touring with variable terrain, avalanche danger, sometimes exposed roots and rocks, hills, snow drifts, wild sasquaches, etc

>Gets angry about holes 1/10th the length of their skis and posts on the internet about it


/thread
Feb 18 2020 2:48PM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,863

Last run of the day at Copper on Wet +'s.
Feb 18 2020 3:16PM
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nosebutterpizza
Posts: 231 - Karma: 1,397
stop skinning my post hole track
Feb 18 2020 3:38PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3311 - Karma: 23,809
Maybe it was a moose
Feb 18 2020 4:03PM
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SkinnyPenis
Posts: 240 - Karma: 361
CatdickBojanglesHe is also on a strict gluten free diet and only shops at Whole Foods and has a fat ass trust fund.


Gotta bring the kombucha thermos to earn your turns
Feb 18 2020 4:09PM
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skierman_jack
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 17,538
Imagine skiing in the east where I don’t give a shit.
Feb 18 2020 4:33PM
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freeballer
Posts: 726 - Karma: 960
The only people that complain about this just very recently took a basic avy course and has maybe ventured into the backcountry maybe twice in his life.
Feb 18 2020 4:54PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2381 - Karma: -11,976
Go ride a lift if you don't want to earn your turns. Those people post holing are working twice as hard as you to ski the same crappy slack country.
Feb 18 2020 5:41PM
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CoffeePants6417
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JoeF2661If you have ever booted or snowshoed in the skin track know that I hate you to your core. That is all.

Amen brother. Fucking scum.
Feb 18 2020 6:42PM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,304
Never understood why people get so worked up over someone bootpacking the skin track. I personnaly give exactly zero fucks if people have bootpacked the skin track I'm on. My skis are long enough that I won't drop in the holes, and unless the track is very steep, it likely will not impact my grip at all. If it really is that steep, then the bootpack is likely straight up while the skin track is not, so I just don't see an actual reoccuring scenario where it really matters.

And at the end of the day, if you're skining up an established skin track then it's likely not yours, you're benefiting from someone else's work, so fuck you for even complaining, set up your own track, you lazy fuck.
Feb 18 2020 7:26PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
This gave me a good laugh
Feb 18 2020 9:12PM
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Kevski
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Some backcountry Jerry gave me sass at the bottom of a 5 minute boot pack at the family resort that he was transitioning to skin on. Beat him to the top and wished him a good day when he finally got there. Now who’s sassy.
Feb 18 2020 10:49PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
Can confirm
CaseyAlpental is notorious for this. They have a high traverse back country gate and it’s 75 percent snowboarders just walking on it.
Feb 19 2020 1:09AM
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GayWolf420
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i like a nice traffic jam on certain traverses in bounds due to someone post-holing
Feb 19 2020 1:14AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 69,349
Just cleared my schedule today. Gonna bring my post hole digger and ruin all your skin tracks.
Feb 19 2020 10:24AM
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kmfoley2
Posts: 127 - Karma: 277
maybe you should stick to touring groomers then
Feb 19 2020 2:41PM
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SoVT
Posts: 118 - Karma: -13
I’d posthole your girlfriend.... if there was a woman that would date a whiny bitch like you.
Feb 20 2020 12:54PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
I’ve definitely done this.


I’ve definitely been yelled at by chodes in Lycra with dynafits.
Feb 20 2020 4:14PM
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Skibumsmith
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I ALWAYS bootpack the skin track when I do a lap in Rocky Point at Alta.
Feb 20 2020 9:38PM
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freeski_Shaggy
Posts: 617 - Karma: 279
OP needs to go back to the TGR forum
Feb 21 2020 12:08PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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Feb 22 2020 6:54PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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this thread doesnt make any sense. i just take the chairlift, no walking required to bomb these dank ass blue groomers 😎😎
Feb 23 2020 1:33AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 69,349
Update:
Corona virus has pushed me into getting an AT set up and getting into the back coutry like i have wanted to for years anyway. Now that i fully understand skinning up a post holed track to get up to a crusty line i gotta say..... OP is still a lil bitch. Like go 2 feet over. Its fine.
Apr 5 2020 4:09PM
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vibecheck
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What if its reverse
Apr 5 2020 5:34PM
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arnie_grape
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awwww the granola eating van dweller hippie fuck can't afford a lift pass and has to ski over some foot prints :(

that is tragic man. really tragic. I really hope you're doing okay. please don't kill yourself.

**This post was edited on Apr 5th 2020 at 5:44:48pm
Apr 5 2020 5:43PM
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theabortionator
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partyandBSUpdate:
Corona virus has pushed me into getting an AT set up and getting into the back coutry like i have wanted to for years anyway. Now that i fully understand skinning up a post holed track to get up to a crusty line i gotta say..... OP is still a lil bitch. Like go 2 feet over. Its fine.


When the snow is deep it's def slower and more effort to set a new skin track. Also in this situation when I went out last week people were taking the sides off of traverses with snowshoes.


To some extent it doesn't matter but it's all etiquette which a lot of people lack. Same for park stuff. People don't know so whatever, but when people are clueless or don't give a fuck in avy terrain it's kinda sketch.

Most of the people snowshoeing went I went out were mostly in the meadows. And part of the climb up the ridge was packed firmly enough that they could have walked with crampons and not even dug it up much. Idk it's nice to be able to cruise.
Apr 5 2020 6:01PM
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JoeF2661
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OP is a Lil bitch.
Apr 5 2020 6:08PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 35,826
TRVP_ANGELthis thread doesnt make any sense. i just take the chairlift, no walking required to bomb these dank ass blue groomers 😎😎


This didnt age well
Apr 5 2020 6:46PM
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